Follow-up to 'Will someone please write this story for me?'

[CaptainKirk]

I would really be grateful if somebody would write the story I requested,
since I'm a really lousy writer. Please help me. Thank you.

Captain Caveman

 

[Fleet]

tickle story

You know I'm a pretty decent write. I've written a few stories and I blog as a hobby. I could write that story for you for a few dollars. Not much, maybe five. We can work out a price after the story is written and posted too, so if I fuck up really bad you won't lose money.

I can work with the lion idea, but I think we could add some tribal people into the story too. Perhaps a tickle sacrifice.

If you aren't interested, I won't bother you again.

 

[CaptainKirk]

Re: Reply to 'Follow-up to Will someone please write this stroy for me?'

I would like very much for you to write this story. I prefer to stick with
the lion idea, so go ahead and write the story with that theme. We can discuss a price later.

Thank you.

 

[player 01]

Dude seriously?

A price for a story?

I'm a writer too and i think that's a bit much, i can understand a commission for artwork that requires the cost of materials, but for just sitting down on a keyboard?

Save your money man and write it yourself, or do it together with a friend.

 

[Fleet]

Dude seriously?

A price for a story?

I'm a writer too and i think that's a bit much, i can understand a commission for artwork that requires the cost of materials, but for just sitting down on a keyboard?

Save your money man and write it yourself, or do it together with a friend.

Some people, such as me, have no other talents or abilities. But we need to work and would be willing to do so somehow. Even if it is a few dollars here and there for the work we go through trying to write something. Hell, you try finding a day job at 19 with a crappy resume because your parents made reliable transportation impossible due to their drug habit (that is, try being in my financial position). Even if he doesn't pay me, I'll still write it.

At least I'm trying. Some people, able-bodied men no less, just stand outside of the 7-11 and go up to people and ask for money and free stuff. Not like "can I have spare change" begging, which is what the actual, honest-to-god poor do, but "can you buy me dinner" begging, which is what lazy people do. At least I'm not the latter.

 

[Fleet]

OK, it's done. Under the title "Safari Tickle Cat."