milagros317
Wielder of 500 Feathers
- Joined
- Jan 12, 2002
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An engineer, a doctor, a priest and a lawyer are playing golf when they get caught behind a particularly slow foursome. They see a groundskeeper, call him over, and ask what the hold up is.
The groundskeeper says, "Those are four fire fighters who were all blinded in a terrible blaze a few years ago. We let them play here as a courtesy."
The priest says, "Those poor guys! I'll pray for them at Mass this Sunday."
The doctor says, "I have a friend who's a respected eye surgeon. I'll ask him to look into their case."
The lawyer says, "I'll look into their settlement and make sure they got everything they deserve."
The engineer says, "Why can't they play at night?"
The groundskeeper says, "Those are four fire fighters who were all blinded in a terrible blaze a few years ago. We let them play here as a courtesy."
The priest says, "Those poor guys! I'll pray for them at Mass this Sunday."
The doctor says, "I have a friend who's a respected eye surgeon. I'll ask him to look into their case."
The lawyer says, "I'll look into their settlement and make sure they got everything they deserve."
The engineer says, "Why can't they play at night?"
