From Bug's unclear on the concept files.

[Bugman]

http://kxan.com/2017/01/19/tennessee-man-calls-e-911-to-report-ounce-of-weed-stolen/

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Next he will want the police to allow him to conduct his transactions at their station(like Craigslist) to insure the safety of seller and buyer!! 🙂 I hope the officers have a pool for the wackiest call, I think we have the 2017 winner already.

 

[milagros317]

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. 😛