I did hear his bike rental business was rapidly expanding. I would suggest he enter a motorcross event. Or go cruising for chicks at Wal-Mart. I thought a crotch rocket was the entire bike. 😉 Let's see, Viagra, etc "comes" with a 4 hour warning limit and he is 20 months and counting? What does he use to mark off the days on his calendar? Does the after market seat manufacturer make inflatable, oh I don't know, seats shaped like a female body?