From Bug's weird news files.

[Bugman]

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbeat/man-dents-car-with-sausage/ar-BBvIaVK?ocid=U142DHP

 

[The Internet]

I'm so full right now that just the word sausage is making me nauseous (not to mention the photo of the meat on the grill). I'd certainly back off if someone started swinging one at me! Metal tip or no metal tip!

(That would probably be a 'lee's best defense against me right now, swingin' a sausage, lol.)

 

[Bugman]

I'm so full right now that just the word sausage is making me nauseous (not to mention the photo of the meat on the grill). I'd certainly back off if someone started swinging one at me! Metal tip or no metal tip!

(That would probably be a 'lee's best defense against me right now, swingin' a sausage, lol.)

Who knew the humble sausage could be a weapon haha.

 

[milagros317]

Reminds me of a short story where a woman murders her husband by bashing his skull in with a frozen leg of lamb and gets away with it because nobody can find the murder weapon, which she has defrosted, cooked, and served to the detective who investigated the case.

 

[paracarl44]

People will use anything handy to vent their frustrations.