From Bug's weird news files.

[Bugman]

http://www.wfmz.com/news/odd-news/p...ive-turkeys-preventing-mail-service/683495720

 

[rdhd]

Bugman, you have too much time on your hand. But, yes, turkeys aren't "dumb birds", and might just attack ya (somehow they know about Thanksgiving....).

 

[Nedstacey2]

It's pretty clear what action is called for here. The precedent has already been set by the USPS itself:

IS THIS
YOUR TURKEY?

Even the sweetest turkeys can pose a threat
if the owners don't take the proper precautions.​

NATIONAL TURKEY PECK
PREVENTION WEEK
JANUARY 13-20, 2018

Help stop turkey pecks by being a responsible owner.
Protect your community by protecting your turkey.​

 

[milagros317]

Turkeys? Thanksgiving needs to come early for them.

 

[Bugman]

Bugman, you have too much time on your hand.

Yes, yes I do. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

Letter carriers carry dog repellent on them, now they will need something that repels the turkeys.

 

[SamuelKhan]

This is revenge for their cousins that got dropped from a helicopter in Cincinnati, it's real Butterball shiiiit.