Now and then I enjoy rummaging around there, digging through the dusty old boxes. I found this, which I first posted 1-22-07.
The Deer Slayer.
Two blondes decide to go deer hunting. To their great suprise one manages to shoot a deer. They talk it over and decide to take the deer back to their car and get some help getting it dressed. Each one grabs a hind leg and begins to pull.
They are having quite a struggle pulling the deer and stop to rest for a minute. "I have an idea" says the one who shot the deer. "We are pulling against the grain of its hair, and making it harder. If we pull it by the antlers it will be much easier." So they each grab an antler and begin to pull.
After a while the first blonde says see, this is much easier. "Yes" her friend says, "it is, but I think we are getting further away from the car."
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The Deer Slayer.
Two blondes decide to go deer hunting. To their great suprise one manages to shoot a deer. They talk it over and decide to take the deer back to their car and get some help getting it dressed. Each one grabs a hind leg and begins to pull.
They are having quite a struggle pulling the deer and stop to rest for a minute. "I have an idea" says the one who shot the deer. "We are pulling against the grain of its hair, and making it harder. If we pull it by the antlers it will be much easier." So they each grab an antler and begin to pull.
After a while the first blonde says see, this is much easier. "Yes" her friend says, "it is, but I think we are getting further away from the car."
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