Fun with depressing news

[Oddjob0226]

Guess what?

I lost my McDonald's obesity lawsuit, got subpenaed for my Enron testimony and my girlfriend Anna Nicole Smith broke up with me after she wasn't allowed to play golf at the Masters; to forget my troubles I went to Iraq but took a wrong turn - and I end up catching SARS! SHARON!!!!!

So how's it been going with you, lately?

 

[Limeoutsider]

I worry about you, as well

 

[TicklingDuo]

Mike! Did you swipe some of my weed when I wasn't looking??? lol

Ann

 

[Oddjob0226]

You don't know the half of it!

I got the big rip-off again at the Oscars when all my costars were nominated for Chicago but I wasn't, and Natalie Maines of The Dixie Chicks is all "I'm ashamed he's from Texas" because I dangled my baby off a 5th floor balcony in Germany - but I was only in Germany because of the cuts at American Airlines stranded me there! Now I'm so depressed that if I don't stop binge eating all these freedom fries, I'll probably have to talk over my issues with Dr. Phil.

Still, I have Lisa Marie's new album to give me comfort.

 

[grippedchimp]

Er, sucks to be you?....

 

[Limeoutsider]

Well, at least you have something

 

[njjen3953]

SOMEBODY is BOOOOOOORRRRRRRRREEEEEDDDDDDDD!!!! LOL

 

[Oddjob0226]

SOMEBODY is BOOOOOOORRRRRRRRREEEEEDDDDDDDD!!!! LOL

Bored with bad news! This is so fun, and so easy, even a grown-up can do it. You just take all your recent newspapers, toss 'em in a blender, turn it on and see what comes out!

Well, gotta go seal my house up with duct tape before the Colorado wildfires get here....