Funniest signs from the Peace March

[Biggles of 266]

my favourites are in bold


Drunken frat boy drives country into ditch.

Bush/Cheney: Malice in Blunderland

Who would Jesus bomb?

War begins with 'Dubya'.

Bush is proof that empty warheads can be dangerous.

Let's bomb Texas, they have oil too.

How did our oil get under their sand?

Daddy, can I start the war now?

1000 points of light and one dim bulb.

Sacrifice our SUV's, not our children.

Preemptive impeachment.

Frodo has failed, Bush has the ring.

Look, I'll pay more for gas!

It's the stupid economy.

Draft dodgers shouldn't start wars.

War is sweet to those who haven't tasted it (Erasmus).

Our grief [over 9/11] is not a cry for war.

Different Bush, same shit.

Stop the Bushit.

You don't have to like Bush to love America.

Bushes are for pissing on.

Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld: the asses of evil.

Stop the excess of evil [gives figures for the multibillion dollar defense budget].

$1 billion a day to kill people -- what a bargain.

What's the difference between me & God? He might forgive Bush, but I won't.

Smush Bush.

America, get out of the Bushes.

It's time to trim the Bush.

Pro-lifers: Wake from Bush's propaganda spell -- war kills innocent children.

An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind (Gandhi).

Let Exxon send their own troops.

Curious, George? -- get a clue.

There's a terrorist behind every Bush.

How many bodies per mile?

SUV owners roll over for terrorism.

9-11-01: 15 Saudis, 0 Iraqis.

While you were watching the war, Bush was raping America.

Don't waive your rights while waving your flag.

Leave Desert Storm to the desert.

Drop Bush not bombs.

Sacrifice our SUVs, not our children.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

Bush is to Christianity as Osama is to Islam.

I asked for universal health care and all I got was this lousy stealth bomber.

War is not a family value.

Colorfully dressed drag queen carrying a sign that says: I am the bomb.

Picture of the peace symbol: back by popular demand.

A picture of Bush with a red-stained upper lip: Got blood?

A picture of Bush saying "Why should I care what the American people think? They didn't vote for me"

A picture of Bush saying "Ask me about my lobotomy."

Beneath a picture of Osama bin Laden dressed as Uncle Sam: I want YOU to bomb Iraq.

Beneath a picture of a menacing soldier pointing his rifle/bayonet toward the viewer: Say it! One Nation under God. Say it!

 

[amk714]

Great list, Biggles! Thanks, mate. 😀

 

[ShiningIce]

R O F L M A O!!!

 

[Oblesklk]

I asked for universal health care and all I got was this lousy stealth bomber.

You sir, owe me a new can of coke and a new monitor...


*gets out the windex and tries to scrub as best he can*

That's definitely going into the quote of the day book.

 

[TicklishPhoebe]

My fave from the Hollywood march...

Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing it's idiot.

Great list..

 

[Stephen]

Funny, but inaccurate

TicklishPhoebe, the sign from the Hollywood march should have read "Somewhere in Maine, a village is missing its idiot." Kennybunkport, where's you idiot?

 

[Texas_Tickle]

my favourites are in bold



Draft dodgers shouldn't start wars.

Beneath a picture of a menacing soldier pointing his rifle/bayonet toward the viewer: Say it! One Nation under God. Say it!

Funny about the draft dodger thing is that Clinton went to hide out in Canada during the Vietnam War.

He was above serving his country, but not above commanding the troops.

Talk about irony.

 

[Stephen]

Wrong!

First of all, Clinton wasn't in Canada during the height of the Vietnam War. He was in England, on his Rhodes scholarship to Oxford. Secondly, Shrub was also above serving his country. Because his name was Bush, he didn't have to be in a foreign country to duck military service. Family connections got him into the Texas Air National Guard. And, to top it off, he didn't even show up for duties in that outfit. Why should he? His name is Bush. He doesn't have to play by the rules. Being a Bush means never having to say you're sorry.

Clinton opposed American involvement in Vietnam. Shrub supported it, as long as some farm boy or factory worker did the fighting. Why is it ironic that someone who opposed an illegal and immoral war should end up as commander in chief? Are all wars the same? My father and 3 uncles served in World War II, but strongly opposed the Vietnam War. Is that ironic to you?

 

[Krokus]

Jesus...

Can we please not turn this into a flaming match? Anyhow back on topic, while I disagree with the protests, I'll admit some of those signs are pretty damn funny. ^^

 

[Stephen]

why?

Why do you disagree with the protestors?

 

[Krokus]

Hm...

I'd rather not get into that right now, because I know what it will result it. If you must know, email me at [email protected]

 

[Stephen]

From Terry Jones (Monty Python)

Krokus, this is for you:

I'm really excited by George Bush's latest reason for bombing Iraq:
he's running out of patience. And so am I! For some time now I've been really pissed off with Mr. Johnson, who lives a couple of doors down the street.

Well, him and Mr. Patella, who runs the health food shop. They both give me queer looks, and I'm sure Mr. Johnson is planning something nasty for me, but so far I haven't been able to discover what.

I've been round to his place a few times to see what he's up to, but
he's got everything well hidden. That's how devious he is. As for Mr.
Patella, don't ask me how I know, I just know-from very good sources-
that he is, in reality, a Mass Murderer. I have leafleted the street
telling them that if we don't act first, he'll pick us off one by one.

Some of my neighbors say, if I've got proof, why don't I go to the
police? But that's simply ridiculous. The police will say that they need evidence of a crime with which to charge my neighbors.

They'll come up with endless red tape and quibbling about the rights and wrongs of a preemptive strike and all the while Mr. Johnson will be finalizing his plans to do terrible things to me, while Mr. Patella will be secretly murdering people.

Since I'm the only one in the street with a decent range of automatic
firearms, I reckon it's up to me to keep the peace. But until recently that's been a little difficult. Now, however, George W. Bush has made it clear that all I need to do is run out of patience, and then I can wade in and do whatever I want!

And let's face it, Mr. Bush's carefully thought-out policy towards Iraq is the only way to bring about international peace and security. The one certain way to stop Muslim fundamentalist suicide bombers targeting the US or the UK is to bomb a few Muslim countries that have never threatened us.

That's why I want to blow up Mr. Johnson's garage and kill his wife and children. Strike first! That'll teach him a lesson. Then he'll leave us in peace and stop peering at me in that totally unacceptable way.

Mr. Bush makes it clear that all he needs to know before bombing Iraq is that Saddam is a really nasty man and that he has weapons of mass destruction-even if no one can find them. I'm certain I've just as much justification for killing Mr. Johnson's wife and children as Mr. Bush has for bombing Iraq. Mr. Bush's long-term aim is to make the world a safer place by eliminating 'rogue states' and 'terrorism.' It's such a clever long-term aim because how can you ever know when you've achieved it?

How will Mr. Bush know when he's wiped out all terrorists? When every
single terrorist is dead? But then a terrorist is only a terrorist once he's committed an act of terror.

What about would-be terrorists? These are the ones you really want to
eliminate, since most of the known terrorists, being suicide bombers,
have already eliminated themselves.

Perhaps Mr. Bush needs to wipe out everyone who could possibly be a
future terrorist? Maybe he can't be sure he's achieved his objective
until every Muslim fundamentalist is dead? But then some moderate
Muslims might convert to fundamentalism. Maybe the only really safe
thing to do would be for Mr. Bush to eliminate all Muslims?

It's the same in my street. Mr. Johnson and Mr. Patella are just the tip of the iceberg. There are dozens of other people in the street who I don't like and who-quite frankly-look at me in odd ways. No one will be really safe until I've wiped them all out. My wife says I might be going too far but I tell her I'm simply using the same logic as the president of the United States. That shuts her up.

Like Mr. Bush, I've run out of patience, and if that's a good enough
reason for the president, it's good enough for me. I'm going to give the whole street two weeks-no, 10 days-to come out in the open and hand over all aliens and interplanetary hijackers, galactic outlaws and interstellar terrorist masterminds, and if they don't hand them over nicely and say 'Thank you,' I'm going to bomb the entire street to kingdom come.

It's just as sane as what George W. Bush is proposing-and, in contrast to what he's intending, my policy will destroy only one street.

 

[Krokus]

Well

Thanks, even though I lost interest about 8 sentences in and stopped reading. lol ^^

 

[ShiningIce]

Now thats some funny shit.

 

[Stephen]

That explains it

Krokus, I now know whay you blindly support Shrub and the gang in their dirty little plot to get a second term. Rather than take the time to read something worthwhile all the way through, you just swallow their sound bites. The anti-war movement has no sound bites, just logic. Sorry that bores you. Hey, I kept this to fewer than 8 sentences for you.

 

[kwildoctr]

Anyway, to get back to the original thread......


😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 (loved it!!!!!).

R

 

[Krokus]

Hm..

Thats nice, stephen...have a nice day!

 

[CurtWild]

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

funny stuff

 

[AffectionateDan]

Biggles & Stephen, let me just quote Shining Ice, and say...

Now thats some funny shit.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Is it any wonder Monty Python was so damned hysterically funny? Come to think of it, MY upstairs neighbors ARE rather suspicious... I just KNOW they've got a bowling alley concealed up there where they train their acrobatic elephants, but I can never find any evidence of where all the racket is coming from! Possible terrorist threat? Hmmmmm!

 

[Oddjob0226]

LOL.

Honestly. I think for the 1st time EVER I read something on the TMF that made me not smile, nor giggle, but actually LOL!

Dang, nothing's as funny as war, I tell ya!