Funny Drunk Stories..

[Mitchell]

Again, to deflect away from that other thread..

What are some funny drunk stories that people have had/heard of from themselves, their family/friends etc.

Two that I can think of regarding myself and people I've known.

In 1990, before I turned 21, we were in my ex best friend's house, and his sister who was over 21 got us alcohol, as long as we promised not to drive.

I drank, a medium sized bottle of vodka, mixing it as screwdrivers. After a while, I was smashed, slurring my words.

I wasnt present for this second one, but from what I heard, it sounded hilarious.


My friend Barney and his roommate Sal were drinking wine on a weekend I wasnt on campus. Supposedly from what Sal told me, they either fell assleep, or passed out. After that, Sal told me that Barney woke up, threw up red wine on the wall, and rolled over and went back to sleep without even getting up. I know that getting sick isnt funny, but, I'm sure even if I had been the one who it happened to, they probably would have thought it was funny.

So thats the topic.. What funny drunk stories have forum members or their friends had?

 

[chicago]

Best game to play while drinking.

Funniest stories? Gettin drunk and making prank phone calls back in my friend's yard in high school.

Getting caught peeing in an alley at 2am by the cops.

 

[Mitchell]

Mairead, I like the second one, lol.

 

[chicago]

We were walkin home from the bar and still had a number of blocks to go. It was an emergency and I did my best to find a good hiding spot, wasn't out in the open. What else was I supposed to do? lol

 

[Mitchell]

LOL I see your point.

 

[anderson1129]

You definitely have to be drinking to play Quelf. My friends introduced me to that one a few weeks ago.

 

[voided9]

Me, my two older brothers, and my boyfriend at the time all got hammered one night about two years ago. We ended up outside even though it was cold [and nighttime], my two brothers walked off into the woods and my boyfriend came up behind me and put his arm around my neck - I didn't register who it was, and he started falling back because he was drunk, so his arm started choking me. I grabbed his arm, turned around and punched him right in the face. He stumbled backwards [too drunk for it to really hurt] and he's like "I think...you just hit me.." and I started laughing so hard I fell to my knees. He wasn't mad, just surprised.

 

[Mitchell]

That sounds like a very funny drunk story, Brandi.

 

[ChosenofMystra]

Making the mistake of getting into a drinking contest with a friend while I was already slightly tipsy and he was stone sober. Unbeknownst to me, he had given himself shots of water while I was downing raw vodka.

About 8 or 9 shots in....hilarity ensued, chiefly with me stumbling around his backyard hallucinating that I was Blackbeard the Pirate and the Jolly Green Giant simultaniously....once THAT wore off...I turned into Dudly Moore from Arthur and fell in a woodpile laughing hysterically for a good ten minutes. Then I vomited and passed out 😀 FUN!!!

 

[Mitchell]

OMG Chosen that sounds like a nasty drunk story.

Another funny drunk story involving a family member, and this is NOT to criticize him, but just something that happened.

In 1986, I was at Shea Stadium with my dad and his now former business partner. We went to the stadium club, and they had a lot to drink. Luckily it was a doubleheader. When the Mets were at bat, my father was drunkenly yelling "Strike the bums out". I seriously thought he was going to get his ass kicked. I didnt have my drivers license yet, so I had to keep him there the full six hours, to make sure he sobered up, and he was then okay to drive home.

 

[Bohemianne]

^ Can you possibly give other examples of Funny Drunk story without mentioning your father or Barney?