Funny internet "names"

[HeBeGeeBee]

I'm sure everyone has seen some internet names which they have found amusing. You know, people will go into chat rooms or post things on message boards (not unlike the TMF) and they will make up a user name. There are the old classics like "Heywood Jablowmee" and "BigJim". (Okay, maybe the last one's not very original, but I wanted to get in a plug for my UK buddy). Two of the best ones I ever remember seeing were "E. Normus Johnson" and "Holden McGroin". If you care to add your favorites, feel free...

 

[Prime]

Since i used to op (or admin) for an adult chat i've seen quite a few. A couple that stand out are Chief slap-a-ho and fart knocker. yeah i know they ar'nt very tastefull but they are rememberable (if thats a word) i also saw haywood jablome alot, but you mentioned that.

 

[Prime]

Oh yeah i almost forgot attilla the hung....

How dare i? 🙄

 

[Haltickling]

The cutest TMF name I ever saw is "Cupid Stunt"... 😎

 

[Biggles of 266]

Freudian Slit

 

[TicklingDuo]

Some are more tasteless than funny. Some that I've encountered over the years are...

2tits4u (gal offering herself to any takers)
HarveyGirlbanger (guy WISHING a gal would offer herself to him)
penispusher (never knew what to make of that clown)
queergayfag (a homophobic jerk of a troll)
Iwrapawhore (claimed to be native american...sound it out)

There were soooooo many in the old AOL chats!

Ann

 

[HeBeGeeBee]

2tits4u (gal offering herself to any takers)

Personally, I think a more interesting one would be "4tits2u". Now that's a woman I'd love to see... 😀

 

[Prime]

Personally, I think a more interesting one would be "4tits2u". Now that's a woman I'd love to see... 😀

My fertile little mind can't decide whether that would be 2 women or some sort of a mutant. Frankly i'm not sure whether to be really excited or run away....😱

 

[TicklingDuo]

Have you guys seen Kung Pow yet? THere's a gal in that with ONE...right in the middle. Now THAT'S a mutant!

Ann

 

[venray]

One in the middle? One what?/(ROFLMAO)

ven

 

[TicklingDuo]

One in the middle? One what?/(ROFLMAO)

ven

One boob, ya boob! LOL

Ann

 

[HeBeGeeBee]

You know the old saying, "A boob in the hand is worth two in..." (fill in the blank).

There's another old saying..."two boobs are better than one." Most guys will get them any way they can, regardless of the number.