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Funny song

ticklebug101

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Hey gang.
This is some of a song on a podcast I have.
The podcast is called submission and coffee, and started I think around 2006.
The guy who produces it used to be in a band and they wrote some funny stuff. Sorry if it dosent make a lotta sense, I may have heared some it wrong. Anyways, enjoy. This one is called the piano leg song:

I was smoking some fizzy P, with my friend Eddie,
In our house on 22nd street, in the mission,
then we dressed up as old ladies, and we smiled,
that's when I saw that look in Eddie's eyes,
and I knew that Eddie was evil.
That was when I knew, I knew what I had to do,
I picked up the broken piano leg,
and bashed Eddie's brains in!

lol :stickout :cool
 
:huh hmm definately random. lol. 🙂

Here's a funny song by the Lancashire Hotpots. They are a folk group but they sing parody songs such as He's Turned Emo, I Fear Ikea, Wallet Keys Phone. But this is one of the first songs I heard from them a few years ago, which I thought was funny...it's called I met a girl on my space.

Oh I got myself a myspace page
It really is the best
I logged into it the tother day
It said new friend request

It were from a lass in lancashire
her page had loads of hits

I saw the pictures in her profile
and she had absolutely massive...

Too-ra, Loo-ra, Aye
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Loo-ra Aye
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes
break it down

I sent her instant messages
I posted on her blog
I said lets meet in Wetherspoons
So we could have a snog
She said she had no transport
and so a lift she'd catch
and if I played my cards right
I'd get to feel her
Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com

Too-ra, Loo-ra, Aye
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Loo-ra AyeS
Word to your mother
How is your mother?

We walked home from pub together
I even bought her chips
I kissed her on the doorstep
She said can't you kiss me on the lips
We carried on our courting
But then I had a reet big shock
It turns out it wasn't a girl at all
It was a fella with a massive...

Too-ra, Loo-ra, Aye
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Loo-ra Aye
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes

*Internet Woman*
 
Thanks Chris *Hugs my spaceman* 🙂
Nice one fan, thanks for the randomness lol
 
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