funny story

[MegaDanX15]

My mom decided to enlighten me to an embarassing event that took place when I was only 5, (much to my chagrin most of my friends were there to hear it, but we all had a good laugh, so I figured why not share.)

Apparently, when I was 5 my mom and aunt took my to the mall on one of their errands, and rewarded my patience with a caramel apple. However, despite its caremel goodness, it was covered in crushed penuts. I've never liked penuts, so, being the five year old I was, insisted they were to be removed.

I held the penut-laden apple to my mother and promptly demanded:
"Bite my nuts off!"

Of course, this made my aunt and dear sweet mother to start laughing, irritating me because I didn't get the joke, pushing me to scream it louder and more frequently.

"Bite my nuts off!"
"Bite my nuts off!"
"BITE MY NUTS OFF!"

Now, I have a good circle in the mall splitting their sides, (very frustrating to a 5-year old anxious for his treat), so I ended up screaming it at the top of my lungs to try and get to them.

"BITE MY NUTSSS OFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

So, now, everytime my friends want to harrass me, they bring it up, and we all have a good chuckle🙄

Dan

 

[Sunriseticklee]

😛 Heeheehee....

Yeah, if I was your friend, I would tease you about that too.

Sunrise

 

[amk714]

The things kids say...

Are great! It wouldn't have been quite as funny if you'd said: "Mother, if you'd be so kind as to bite the peanuts off my caramel apple for me, I'd be most grateful." Thanks, Dan. 😀