Funny things...

[JackVanderson]

Okay I don't know about the rest of you but I'm sick of all the anger flying around here. Soooooooooooooo, I'm making a thread for funny things, be it pics, youtube vids, jokes, whatever. Just post your funny stuff here and let the healing begin. ^_^

First, the Yu-gi-oh! Abridged movie:
youtube.com/watch?v=u9-3mzm9MEw

 

[the_jimmy_james]

There once was a young lady from Venus, who's body was shaped like a...

Well, maybe you don't need to hear that one.

 

[Crushertitan]

Y'all ever hear about the legendary radiation cat? It's common knowledge that it has eighteen half-lives.

(shamelessly ripped off of/paraphrased from Fallout 3)

 

[Senshi1]

I wrote a poem and stuck it on the tills at work:

There was an old man from Nantucket,
Whose poems had no rythym or rhyme.
And worst of all, they always ended
With a string of obscenities.
Shit piss cock.

A "serious talk" ensued. I accept full responsibility and apologize for my careless behaviour and alienation of our customers.

 

[the_jimmy_james]

Read this as though it's being told by Rodney Dangerfield...

Okay, a few years back I worked as a manager in an office, right? Well we had this one customer who'd keep calling about trouble with one of our products, but we couldn't ever fix it over the phone. One day I'm sent out there to meet with the customer along with my secretary. When we get there, I see that this guy ain't a person! He's a people eater! Like the song, ya know, purple people eater. He told me it was hard to get maintenance staff since nobody wants to work for a people eater.

"No kiddin'!" I say. Ha! I wouldn't wanna work for a guy that's gonna eat me, either. See, then outta nowhere he goes and eats my secretary. You shoulda seen the look on my face, I'll tell ya! It wasn't a pretty sight.

He looked at me then and said, "Don't worry, mack. I ain't gonna eat ya. She filled me up. Pretty good too, why didn't you eat 'er already?"

I shrugged and told him, "What!? I ate 'er this morning before work!"

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

This made my day... Hamster On A Piano (Eating Popcorn)! :super_hap

 

[Duke Diablo]

This made my day... Hamster On A Piano (Eating Popcorn)! :super_hap

Damn you! Now I can't get the voices out of my head!😀

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Damn you! Now I can't get the voices out of my head!😀

Isn't it freaking adorabubble? I watched it like, 18 times in succession yesterday, laughing harder each time! He's the cutest thing since "Dramatic Chipmunk"! :laughing:

 

[melanie2]

i don't have a video of it...but it's funny nonetheless if you like slapstick..i fell off the treadmill yesterday late afternoon...

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

i don't have a video of it...but it's funny nonetheless if you like slapstick..i fell off the treadmill yesterday late afternoon...

It must have been something in the air yesterday. A friend and I were carrying a humongous 37" TV(it's got an insanely huge back-end and probably weighs a good 150 lbs.) to the back of the main house to where I stay, in the dark, and up my rickety steps...and we had to keep stopping and setting it down because we couldn't stop going into giggle-fits! It's amazing how laughter can sap all of your strength in an instant like that. We damned near dropped the thing off the porch at one point. :laughing:

 

[somebody231]

*Anger anger rant rant!* 😀 😛
mmm how about the fact that one movie had a submarine called "K19" : "Canine Teen!" 😀

 

[Senshi1]

I was washing the shelves at work tonight (yeah, it was that slow) and I dropped a bottle of washing up liquid. I spilled the water all down my front and yelled "bastarding dick!" and then turned around, with a red face and apparantly pissy pants, face-to-face with a customer. Whoops.

 

[TKLVR181]

I had a sheer slapstick day yesterday.

1) slammed my finger between my wheelchair wheel and the car door

2) banged my elbow on same car door

3) some random came up to me, asked if he could pray for me, and put his hand on my hip to do so. He finished in a few seconds, before I got my mind out of shockland to do anything about it

3) a spider decided my shirt was a nice home >___<;;


......apparently I ate and destroyed the number four. Today ain't my day either....

Hope that cracks SOMEbody up 😛

~K

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

I had a sheer slapstick day yesterday.

1) slammed my finger between my wheelchair wheel and the car door

2) banged my elbow on same car door

3) some random came up to me, asked if he could pray for me, and put his hand on my hip to do so. He finished in a few seconds, before I got my mind out of shockland to do anything about it

3) a spider decided my shirt was a nice home >___<;;


......apparently I ate and destroyed the number four. Today ain't my day either....

Hope that cracks SOMEbody up 😛

~K

I think that proves it. There was definitely SOMETHING in the air yesterday.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Okay, not exactly a knee-slapper, but I thought the cartoon below was kinda amusing:

 

[TKLVR181]

LOL!!! It cracked me up!!!! XD

 

[TKLVR181]

Nom!! 😀

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Nom!! 😀

I LIVE for the day that commercial airs! :ggrin:

 

[TKLVR181]

I am not the phesant plucker
I'm the phesant plucker's son
I'll go on plucking phesants
'til the phesant plucker comes!

I always LOVED that one 😀 😀 😀

~K

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Just post your funny stuff here and let the healing begin. ^_^

↓ Speaking of healing...

 

[JackVanderson]

I'm back and with a horribly offensive Christmas card I made in Photoshop, just print and fold. X3

I also have my energy drink that I made in photoshop.

Enjoy ^__________________________^

 

[Duke Diablo]

Okay, not exactly a knee-slapper, but I thought the cartoon below was kinda amusing:

This chicken reminds me of my English teacher. One day, she came into the class and told us: "Let me warn you: The end is near."

That totally cracked us up, being it was February.

Another bright idea from the woman: A friend of mine has very ugly handwriting. So, when she graded his work, she left a witty remark on it, and I quote: "I CAN'T READ!!!"

 

[melanie2]

i wrote a funny poem in honor of the pee...it's here somewhere..

also i wrote the slug and the hottub..very funny stuff i thought..

and an ode to the hotflash...ya you would have to do some searching to find these, except for the pee one..i think it's on this page somewhere..i mean the forum page..

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

This literal video translation is chock fulla great for those old enough to remember the original song from MTV's early(ancient) years.

 

[Cbarton]

I'm back and with a horribly offensive Christmas card I made in Photoshop, just print and fold. X3

I also have my energy drink that I made in photoshop.

Enjoy ^__________________________^

All you need now are Manna bars, the energy food that fills you all day!