Gay Scientists Isolate Gene for Christianity

[Biggles of 266]

GENEVA - In what’s being hailed as a biotech breakthrough, gay scientists claim to have isolated the Christian gene.

With this gene discovered, the elements that make up this religion are able to be scientifically identified and removed from humanity.

"Frankly, we're delighted," say Mr and Mrs Enderby from Melbourne. "Our son has been a Christian now for 10 years, and it's comforting to know that he was born that way, and we didn't raise him wrongly."

However, Christian groups are calling the study an outrage. "Christianity is not a disease! It's a lifestyle choice, made by consenting adults because of their strong love."




Biggles

all death threats to be posted in replies, please 🙂

 

[Marauder]

Ummmmm... die. You'll have to, once the christians get a hold of this thread...

"Religion was the disease first wiped out during the re-colonialization of the star-system formerly known as Sol..." (Arungh Shraek)

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

Here is what I have to say to that.

Do you remember about five years back (or maybe less) when Gay Scienists found the gay gene. It was soon found out the scientists themselves were gay and that they were making it up to benefit their cause. NO GAY GENE WAS FOUND!!!

So, angry and embarrassed these same scientists come back today for more. Poor guys, no one is going to believe that they are serious this time. We allready know that they are full of shit!

 

[amk714]

FT, I think this story is fictional. Here's a link I found, Biggles--is this where you got it from?

http://workers.labor.net.au/38/d_review_gay.html

As I said, Biggles, I think you have too much time on your hands. 🙂

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

Oh okay,

I didn't read up on it, but either way... it is fictional!

 

[Biggles of 266]

just a joke guys... If there really was a gene for christianity, don't ya think we'd have heard about it by now?

EDIT BY BIGGLES: and besides, a gay gene means that homosexuality is something uncontrollable, like a disease or a disorder. As it's been said before, it's a lifestyle choice, like a religion. Lighten up...

Biggles

 

[ShiningIce]

I wonder what that Jerry Falwell guy or whatever the hell his name is would have to say about that. 🙄

 

[omega]

The doctrine of predestination is that God, from the beginning of the world, has determined who will be saved and who will be lost. Maybe he did it through a gene.

To set the record straight, I do not hold to the doctrine of predestination. But Jerry Falwell might.

 

[ShiningIce]

I think Falwell's too full of bullshit to hold anything else. 😛

 

[asutickler]

Christian scientists isolate jean for gayness!

Hey, Biggles! Did you happen to spot THIS study? 😛


SAN FRANCISCO- In yet another amazing biotechnology breakthrough, Christian scientists have isolated a jean for gayness. The jean, made by Calvin Klein, comes in three colors: pink, purple, and mango.

"You see a fella prancing down the street in these, and you pretty much know what's going on." Said Harry Wang, a scientist involved in the project.

With this jean discovered, the elements that make up this lifestyle are able to be scientifically identified and removed from humanity... Or at least not hired to be priests, scoutmasters, soldiers, etc, etc.

Supporters say that this breakthrough will be invaluable for parents. "You see a pair of these babys hanging in your son's closet, and you KNOW you've gone wrong somewhere," says Kurt Mailman of the National Parenting institute. "Hopefully it's not too late, and you can still save the kid by taking him out on lots of hunting trips with the guys, introducing him to topless bars, and encouraging him to play football instead of soccer."

Gay groups denounced the study as being done in poor taste. "I wouldn't be caught DEAD in those hideous trousers!" flounced long-time gay fellow Ira B. Flamin. "I prefer Dockers, or maybe something from the GAP."

 

[Biggles of 266]

haha, no, I hadn't seen that one ASU. Good story 🙂

Biggles