Generic name for Viagra

[guitman69]

Subject: In Pharmacology

In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name:
Tylenol is acetaminophen, Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil
is amoxicillin, Advil is ibuprofen, and so on.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for
Viagra, and announced that it has settled on
mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin,
mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and
of course, ibepokin.

 

[Alex Warfield]

That was riotous!😀

 

[venray]

R O F L M A O !!!

Ven

 

[QBWeaver]

I knew it would be something like this from the title.

You Rock!

LOL

 

[HeBeGeeBee]

Now that they've settled the generic name issue, I also heard they have decided on a new mascot to be pictured on the package. It's a woodpecker.

 

[venray]

One with a ......

Red head........🙄

ven

 

[Biggles of 266]

New Zealand party-goers are using a new drug cocktail that is ensuring a lasting loving feeling and the ability to do something about it, a news report said today.

Sextasy, a mixture of Ecstasy and Viagra, is the latest craze on the club and rave scene, the weekly New Zealand Truth reported.

One man who used it told the paper: "With Ecstasy you feel all loving. You'd probably bonk a lamp post. Even the guys start looking good."

Unfortunately, it's almost impossible for a man to get an erection on Ecstasy, the paper said.

But the Viagra in Sextasy fixed that problem.

However, the user told the paper there was a big drawback - he couldn't remember the sex.

"You have this experience that costs $NZ80 ($A71). It lasts four hours but only seems to have taken five minutes. You have a few flashes of memory," he said.

"It's a waste of time. It gives a chemical delusion of intimacy but you still don't know their name in the morning."

Pharmacists warned it was dangerous to mix Viagra with other drugs, the paper said.

 

[amk714]

I think mycoxafloppin was the right choice. 😀

 

[omega]

I once heard about a wife who tried to kill her husband by mixing nitroglycerin with his viagra. This did not kill her husband but must have produced one powerful and explosive ejaculation!

 

[amk714]

Nitro Viagra?

I once heard about a wife who tried to kill her husband by mixing nitroglycerin with his viagra. This did not kill her husband but must have produced one powerful and explosive ejaculation!

I hope his penis didn't spontaneously combust!

Back to the topic--add mycoxashrinkin, mydixafallin, and ibeproddin to the list. 😀

 

[BigJim]

Let's add an English flavour to this one.............

Subject: In Pharmacology

In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name:
Tylenol is acetaminophen, Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil
is amoxicillin, Advil is ibuprofen, and so on.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for
Viagra, and announced that it has settled on
mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin,
mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and
of course, ibepokin.

Competition was beaten off from the British sector of Master Igor Bates. His suggestions were.........

Schlongathrobin,
Knobbatwitchin,
Bellendaphlotin,
Helmetadivin,
Steamingdemonin and the closely placed second best.............
Wotawangerin.

This was followed very shortly by most British based pharmeceutical companies going bankrupt.