Get ready for yet Another round of Irritating Two-Liners

[Biscuit]

for TMF members!

Thought I was finished, eh?

Lots of new members *rubs hands maniacally*

Hmmm

Expect something by monday!

😉

 

[amk714]

Remember, Biscuit, you made fun of me last time, so I've already been a victim of your two-liners. 😛

 

[Moses25]

Bring it on, wanker...er, nowanker.😛

Let's see if you can match wits with the mightiest of prophets.

Cheers.

(yes, that's right - a clear invitation to the dance)

 

[milagros317]

I believe that you missed me in your last round of two-liners. Not that I'm insulted at being left out. 🙂

 

[Ayla ny]

there once was a big grouchy bear
who would wave his cane everywhere

he’d groan and he’d growl
keeping his grin like a scowl

but his inner-hippy was always still there 🙄

 

[JoBelle]

STANDING AND APPLAUDING AYLA WITH TEARS IN MY EYES!!!!!!

BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!! BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Joby
...now where's my hat?

 

[amk714]

Re: I don't recall that

My Napoleonic little friend. But I shall endeavor to check, and at least not repeat myself!

Be aware, though, that the more you post, the more ammunition I have 😉...

I'll refresh your memory for all the new members:

http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=19683&highlight=twoliners

Originally posted by Biscuit

Always with something to say, a comment or quirk
some say he's unique, but I think he's just berserk!...Amkrandomnumbers

Also in that thread you'll find out what those random numbers mean. 😀

P.S. Napoleonic I'm not, though I must admit I've had my share of Waterloos. 😛

 

[TicklingDuo]

Oooo, goodie! Love those two-liners. Bring it on, Bis!

Ann

 

[Biscuit]

Ok, now, let's get started.... 😉

She's short, quite astute, and fairly cute
now if she just wasn't always wearing combat boots ... FourPez!

He's got tall, lovely models lined up waiting to appear in his vids,
but the way the market is looking, I hope he's set aside some quid ... Wall$treak!

She's the queen of the jungle, one of Dave's best friends,
spends most mornings trying to de-frizz her split ends ... AyleeAmazonQueen!

She sits up sleeplessly, beating her bongoes and sucking down coffee by the gallon,
her secret wish - a good tickle by Woody Allen! ... JumBall!

He occasionally writes cute little stories that then promptly disappear,
let's tell him that we noticed, so he can be of good cheer ... CrispyCritterLord

..More to come folks...

*dodges early-birds fruit*

Ha!

 

[venray]

ROFLMAO! No fruit from this early bird...LOL..

 

[giggleygirl25]

cute cute 😛 ...hehhehee

 

[venray]

Hey GG...Tomatoes aren't fruits.....ARE they?

(incoming Bis!!!!)

 

[giggleygirl25]

yep they are fruits...🙂......smiles walks away having hijacked a thread to throw out useless info

 

[Moses25]

Yes, they are, actually.

*pushes back glasses with middle finger*

Pass the pocket protector, please.

Cheers.😀

 

[Biscuit]

Heeeee

Seems like a fine hispanic gentleman, provides loads of free clips
is madly obsessed with magical cards, let's all send him a tip ... TheRocket!

He's a crusty old fellow, passes burning tablets around so one can avoid damnation
to me, he just offered flame retardant clothing - causing Vast indignation ... Meeses25

His posts are always short, to the point, and concise
now if he'd just turn around that baseball cap, an Evil Vice! ... Milligram317

He's named after a pair of pants that encourage loafing, how fitting
I don't think I've ever seen him do anything he couldn't do sitting! ... RumpledSlacks

 

[Biscuit]

And...

She's oddly attached to worthless cats and other furballs - obscene
Knocks you violently around if you even Mention feline quisine ... MeeMee

He's my favorite reptile, a snake beyond compare
always talking about his car, hides his shedded skins in there! ... ssViperss

VenRaymond's wife, I understand a fine lady
insists on putting bras on her husband - I find that a bit shady! ... VenRaymondEssa

 

[Biscuit]

Heee,

Seems to enjoy stirring up political debate,
seems to have no opinion, just scratched his fingernails on the slate! ... Boggles123

She seems a bit confused about the topic at hand,
I'm sure if I keep listening, eventually I'll understand ... GaggleyGirl

He seems like a fellow that enjoy's hedonistic pleasures,
an interesting fellow, by anyone's measure ... Krockery

He's quite opinionated, but no more than I
When his tempestuous temper cools, his sense of humor is quite wry ... Aaron-Actor

She's away at college, at good old Tickle-U, real cool
If you had roommates like hers, you'd still be in school! ... QueenlaTiffer

 

[Biscuit]

He's

A simpering GenX Punkboy, claims to be frosty cool
If he doesn't pull those pants up, he'll end up looking quite the fool! ... IcicleBoy

A rotund coldwar veteran and Russian folklore singer beyond compare
man lives in the south, wonders what he's doing all the way down there! ... Strelishnikov

She's quite the posting princess, earned her red feather in record time
Psst *looks around* she's secretly seeing Prime! ... Liv2bt&tackled

😉

Hold your fruit!

I'm not finished yet...