Getting punched at the bus stop

[Mister Scruff]

By a drunken old sailor wearing his wife's pearl necklace and a fetching basque. Whilst riding a motorcycle and reciting Alfred, Lord Tennyson's Charge Of The Light Brigade to yourself in a baritone voice.

Has this ever happened to anyone else?

 

[kered]

Only once. Then I bought a car.

 

[Mister Scruff]

I drove a car once. It was a red one.

 

[kered]

Wow!! Must have been exciting!

 

[MasterPaladin]

I owned 2 red cars lol both were toyotas

 

[TonyInMyThroat]

I think we all have a pretty good idea of who that drunken sailor was.

 

[MasterPaladin]

I was a Police Officer as you all must know and I was for no reason punched in the head then the jaw in front of the police station in front of about 15 cops lol. need I say where that guy ended up ?

 

[Saeria]

You know... i have done almost this exact same thing, except the sailor was an ex convict wearing women's flipflops and a fetching plastic butterfly barrette whilst i was attempting to recite that poem from the moody blues album "days of future passed" in piglatin. Needless to say, i felt quite exhausted after the ordeal so i went home, refreshed myself with a bit of booze, and walked back out into traffic to face the day.

 

[Perduabo]

By a drunken old sailor wearing his wife's pearl necklace and a fetching basque. Whilst riding a motorcycle and reciting Alfred, Lord Tennyson's Charge Of The Light Brigade to yourself in a baritone voice.

Has this ever happened to anyone else?

Change the voice to alto instead of baritone and replace the basque with a Flock of Seagulls haircut and you nailed my last Saturday 🙂

 

[Bugman]

I drove a car once. It was a red one.

I once owned a 1979 Toyota Corolla that was red.Never been punched by a drunken sailor...Or a sober one for that matter.

 

[nenezinho]

I once owned a 1979 Toyota Corolla that was red.Never been punched by a drunken sailor...Or a sober one for that matter.

Likewise 🙂

But my red car was and still is an old Nissan Micra (never seen it in the U.S.). We still have it, it´s from 1992.

 

[Bugman]

Likewise 🙂

But my red car was and still is an old Nissan Micra (never seen it in the U.S.). We still have it, it´s from 1992.

I bought that car used from my brother and drove it until 1997.It was still running when i got rid of it.You could not kill that car with a bazooka.🙂

 

[nenezinho]

I bought that car used from my brother and drove it until 1997.It was still running when i got rid of it.You could not kill that car with a bazooka.🙂

You cant get wrong with those japanese cars 🙂

My Nissan is still more reliable than my Audi from 2002....10 years difference and the older one is more reliable 🙂 even my friends still prefer if i drive the old red nissan on short distances or going out into Lisbon. Like you said, it´s a combat vehicle, not a regular car 😀

 

[Mister Scruff]

I was a Police Officer as you all must know and I was for no reason punched in the head then the jaw in front of the police station in front of about 15 cops lol. need I say where that guy ended up ?

The ICU after a particularly nasty "fall in the shower""?

Audis are garbage. I had an A3 once, it lasted all of 6 months before the fragile German engine died on me for no reason. Also I drove it into a big wall.

 

[nenezinho]

The ICU after a particularly nasty "fall in the shower""?

Audis are garbage. I had an A3 once, it lasted all of 6 months before the fragile German engine died on me for no reason. Also I drove it into a big wall.

Depends on the engine 🙂 mine is also an A3, the 1,9tdi sport version. It still runs perfectly. I did had an engine problem and they wanted to change some very expensive part. But in the end i found out with a friend that the only problem was an unplugged plug......hummmmm...go figure!!!!!! So we just had to open the engine, plug it correctly and ride it again as usual.

The car was my teenager love and i had to have it 🙂 and must say i´m yet to drive a safer car around corners....simply love it when it rains 😀

 

[Bugman]

There is a question that simply must be asked.What type of motorcycle was involved?This could be the key to the whole ugly incident..

 

[Mister Scruff]

There is a question that simply must be asked.What type of motorcycle was involved?This could be the key to the whole ugly incident..

'Twas the type of motorcycle that we in Britain affectionately refer to as a "chicken chaser".

 

[Bugman]

'Twas the type of motorcycle that we in Britain affectionately refer to as a "chicken chaser".

I see.Was said motorcycle perchance red?A red "chicken chaser" it seems too me might be enough to incite violence from even the most reasonable among us..

 

[Mister Scruff]

No, but it's little lawnmower engine was making an annoying noise

 

[Bugman]

No, but it's little lawnmower engine was making an annoying noise

You are lucky indeed my dear sir that getting punched by a drunken sailor was the least of your problems.

Such an offense against polite society calls for being drawn and quartered at the least it seems.Consider yourself fortunate.Now go,and sin no more.