GoD AWful TicKlinG Experience today!!!!!!

[lion20]

Okay, now when i say this, i mean no disrespect for the ladies in the house. I am 20 yrs old and i was going over this girls house today to hook up n stuff and i expressed my interest in tickling while giving oral sex to her. She said she loved the idea of it, and as soon as i got to her house, she was all over me. Sorry to say, i got down to her crotch and i was about to put my tongue there while my fingers did the walking all over her torso, INSTEAD< I couldnt breathe because her vagina smelled like dog crap. I was so disgusted. I mean, dont get me wrong, I showered and put cologne all over me, shaved etc etc. I was ready for this, she obviously wasnt and i was disappointed🙁

Just had to share with somebody🙁

ROb

 

[1golfer]

rob

are you pised at her or the dog?

 

[mrhm53755]

Why are you telling us about this?

Eric

 

[dodger]

Ewwwwwe! Why ARE you telling us this?

 

[ShiningIce]

Please excuse my virgin ignorance but....WHY WOULD SHE SMELL LIKE DOG CRAP????? 😕

 

[Willy Beaman]

Let this be a lesson to you:

Only date vegans.

 

[Krokus]

Heh...heh.....no.

Thanks for...sharing....I'll just go puke up my lunch now...

 

[Texas_Tickle]

And you shared this with us because................................

 

[Sunday_10pm]

Mmmm, I could really go for a peach now

 

[Darkknight]

* releasing anti-puking tablets from utility belt and passing them around *

Thanks for the 411 Rob.

DK

 

[HeBeGeeBee]

Wow!! What a coincidence!!

I just came back in from walking my dog. When she pooped it smelled just like a woman's vagina. I just had to rush in here and tell everyone...kind of like what you did. So what's your point...?????????

 

[coolman]

sorry, but the relevance of this post escapes me.

you could have just skipped the oral sex part and tickled her anyway, if you didn't like the taste (*cringes*).

yes, some people have poor genitil hygeine, if that's the right phrase, but do we really give a toss? some things are best kept private.

 

[coolman]

seperate note: why not share with your friends as opposed to a tickling forum? just skip the tickling bit when you talk to them.

just coz you can't see us doesn't mean we're not real people.

 

[ticklemad]

I think the point is and forgive me if I'm wrong

But in general - we all need to take care of personal hygiene, maybe make that extra effort and especially if we are going in for or gonna be receiving something like the situation this guy was in. Regardless of sexual tickling or not - unless it is your thing or not - I wouldn;t wanna land up tickling some guy whose feet stunk or had really sweaty armpits and I'm sure the majority of you guys wouldn;t too with us girls.

 

[JoBelle]

ok, I put off reading this thread for a while jsut because I didn't want to dwell on a bad thought. But, can I stick a decision? Nooooooo, not meeeee.

So, having now run out in the back yard and dry-heaved for like an hour, I'll just say that some people are just nasty. Nasty in how they tend to their hygiene, and nasty in how they must gross out the general public by suckering them in with tickle talk only to be greeted with such blaerg.....uhoh...I feel myself about to hurl!

ACK.

Anyway, y'all realize there is probably a website for people into this kinda chat! 😕

I think I need a pill now.
Jo

 

[lion20]

lol god get over it

Damn, so many people pissed off just cause i posted a true experience,, so many people saying "Oh god, why did u share that", ,m god, its just words, grow a friggin pair, atleast it didnt happen to U. Anyway as far as tickling goes, i like oral sex with it, but this oppurtunity ruined it for me🙁

rob

 

[vegasfootboy]

YUCK!!!!!!!

good god man!! now that is tottaly nasty!,,,

but in response to your querry,, not all women are the same,, some buy the massengill,, some dont,, diet can also be a factor,, or, she could have a yeast infection..she might be trying to conserve water by not bathing,, she might have taken a dump and forgot to wipe,,etc etc,,,

glad i can be of service,,

 

[dreamboy]

I never thought you could beat a dead horse, but.....

 

[BettyBoop2002]

I read it twice to make sure!!!!!!

Uh excuse me, but why would you feel the need to share such a disgusting story?

For Heebeegeebee, I liked your version better! 🙂

 

[HeBeGeeBee]

BettyBoop:
I have six words for you. That's what all the women say.

Lion20:
I have three words for you...punctuation, spelling, grammar. Okay I lied, I have a couple more. "U" is not a word...
You probably now have two words for me, the second of which is probably "U"...

 

[asutickler]

You probably now have two words for me, the second of which is probably "U"...

Heh. The first of which is probably "fuk," "fook," or "fawk." 😛😛😛

 

[lion20]

um

Damn, grammar/spelling etc etc, Hebeegeebee!, talk about anal, i didn't know this was an English class, my goodness, i wasn't thinking about saying F--- You!, it was more along the lines of, "Good God, your wasting your time to post something about someone's punctuation!!!, lol, makes me laugh really

 

[TicklishPhoebe]

Let's have a big hurrah for good personal hygene!

 

[amk714]

Personally, I think it'd be worse to find out she's not ticklish. Just tell her to take a shower, and the smell will (or should) go away! Simple. 😀

 

[QBWeaver]

Yep, I know. Yucky.

But maybe next time he could suggest they both take a shower together before playing. That should resolve the issue.

However, there is also the potential that there is a problem. I know at gatherings I've encountered people with smelly feet. There's an easy way to resolve it. Wash their feet with really hot water and soap. It get's the feet nice and clean and super warm...much better for tickling and generally they don't have any idea you're doing that for your own sake, not just theirs.