I've tried this before and only succeeded once. I was dating a girl named Annie and she was the type of person who could sleep through a nuclear detonation. One morning, I was up first and feeling rather devious. I took my sweet time and managed to get her feet tied to the bed. I tied her hands together and was tying them over her head to the headboard when she started to wake up. Just as she did, she found herself helpless.
She asked "What the hell are you up to?"
I said, "nothing...nothing at all. You just wake up and I'll be right back..."
With that, I rolled up her nightshirt and laid a feather across her belly. I then disappeared into the kithchen for a cup of coffee and the sports section, all the while fully enjoying the sounds of "I am gonna KILL you" and "Come on, this isn't funny".
As for what happened after I finished my coffee and morning read...perhaps I'll write it out as a Memior soon.
Thanks for posting this thread. This is a fond memory and I haven't given it a lot of thought until now. Thanks.😎
Oh it WAS now, was it??? 
