I know I know, it's a groaner. And I really do like the guy, so I feel bad posting this. But I gotta admit, it was a pretty good joke.
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There were four confused 9-year-old little boys, and they were very curious to find out things about God.
The first 9-year-old boy asked his mom, "Mommy, is God male or female? The mom said, "Son, God is both male and female."
The next confused 9-year-old boy asked his mom, "Mommy, is God black or white? The mom said, "God is both black and white."
Another confused 9-year-old boy asked his mom, "Mommy, is God gay or straight?" And the mom said, "Son, God is both gay and straight."
The last confused 9-year-old little boy asked his mom, "Mommy, is God Michael Jackson?"
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Mimi 😛
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There were four confused 9-year-old little boys, and they were very curious to find out things about God.
The first 9-year-old boy asked his mom, "Mommy, is God male or female? The mom said, "Son, God is both male and female."
The next confused 9-year-old boy asked his mom, "Mommy, is God black or white? The mom said, "God is both black and white."
Another confused 9-year-old boy asked his mom, "Mommy, is God gay or straight?" And the mom said, "Son, God is both gay and straight."
The last confused 9-year-old little boy asked his mom, "Mommy, is God Michael Jackson?"
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Mimi 😛