Google Talk - Funny as hell or really really deep?

[nessonite1]

Okay I found this kickASS website lest night that I wanted to share. It's a really neat progream this guy made using Google. Here's how it works...

"Use Google talk by entering three or four words below. The system will search for this sentence at Google, find the next word and print that. Than it will remove the first word of the search string, add the found word and repeat. The result seems to be meaningfull sometimes. Other times it is giblish. But always fun."

I've found the results are a little more coherent with a 4 or 5 word starter. read down the page for what other people have gotten it to say. Sometimes it's really deep! lol
Here's one of my better ones. Please share yours too!! My original input in bold...
I call this one...

"I'm from Atlantis..."
April showers bring May flowers and lots of My friends. are my friends and I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and let the dry land appear. and it will be a Light There s no Place Like. Home is a place Where the Sea Meets the sky.

Here's the link! http://douweosinga.com/projects/googletalk

 

[nessonite1]

It started out as a funny commentary on the American judicial system...then it got scary!

there are times when we are called to be a witness in a criminal case? the jury must be unanimous in the event that the first flip is heads and the other tails, and a coin will be tossed. to the wayside. And the fowls came and devoured them up: Some fell upon stony places, where they had been born, in the United States

 

[MistressValerie1]

Oh man, I entered "love to squish," and this is what came out:

"love to squish and squash the Three Sisters and the old man, and THE Sea of Cortez. Mexico. Scuba Diving"

Gotta love Google 😉

 

[nessonite1]

ROFL Missy Val!!

 

[-Kunoke-]

I thought I'd put in "Tickling" just for fun. 😉

This is what I got....

"Tickling The World, of the World, of the World, of the World"

--and it just kept putting "of the World," over and over after that.

Oh, and then, my friend told me I should try "Yeast infections"
God knows why...but I did it.
I got:

"Yeast infections are caused by the Sea And the US Government"

ROFL! 😀

 

[nessonite1]

LOL! Thanks for reviving this thread. You can get some hilarious results from Google Talk. I am somewhat disapointed that more people are not trying it out 🙁

 

[MistressValerie1]

I enetered "fluffy cheerleaders" and it replied with the following:

fluffy cheerleaders to perform the Rituals of the United States Department of Health.

This is thought-provoking ...

 

[Dade]

President George Bush said


President George Bush said the United States has a long history of conflict between the two countries and their peoples. and invite them to the show. and the music was the same as the hiragana ha, eis the same as the old- Boss. By Vin Suprynowicz Libertarian Enterprise)

 

[BoundToTickle]

I loved, "Tickling The World, of the World, of the World, of the World".

"I put in, "Oregon has no sun" and it came up with:
did did did did DID DID DID DID DID DID DID DID DID

Then I put in, "listen to the silence so loud" which created:
Crack of dawn, all is gone except the will to be a universal law of nature. and. the universe. are the same thing. and that there be no divisions among you� but that you be perfectly joined together in the same mind and in the process of the Meeting and the main points of the piece. is a very good thing to do) in The UK. And, Ireland. including London, and Dublin.


Kinda eerie and confusing all at once.... So Oregon did have sun at one time 🙂

 

[nessonite1]

ROFL ogleme!

 

[BoundToTickle]

Man, if we'd only had the internet when I was in h.s.! I could have used this site and others to make up stuff that would make my teacher's head spin so badly, they'd have to pass me, just to either get rid of me or because they'd think I was some braniac on a level they couldn't understand... And I'd be laughing 'cause my computer made it all up for me. I'd be doing my homework using the internet like it was a massive "Cliff's Notes" of answers...

 

[deac956611]

I put in "what is life"? and it came back "life Insurance". Is that tellin gme something or what?

 

[NJShore]

OK...I tried a few of these.

"Britney Spears"
Britney Spears pictures, Britney Spears pictures, Britney Spears pictures...

Alrighty, that one was a bust. Let's try another one.

"Prince Charles wedding"
Prince Charles wedding to Camilla Parker Bowles and Prince Charles Fashion Paper Dolls in Full Color on both sides of the brain.

That's a little better...how about this one?

"Social Security Reform"
Social security reform is a political party is a good idea for a new Secretary General of the Republic of the Congo.

Wow...I guess Bush really IS spreading democracy!

OK, I was going to try one more, but the website is now not working...lol...so either they've crashed because of me or it's just an internet burp...

That was fun though.
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[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

I had a few busts that made no sense - including one that became a string of "did", but then I put in "Powerpuff girls get tickled" to see if I could get it to write my tickling story for me. 😎 Didn't work of course, but it came out with this:

"Powerpuff girls get tickled HERE IT IS. Counselor Deanna Troi a half- human/ half- vampire who has all the answers in the back of the North Wind."

She's a half-VAMPIRE!?! :weird: 😀 :wooha: That explains....absolutely nothing. 😛

 

[nessonite1]

ROFL @ koopa lolol 😀

 

[-Kunoke-]

Alright, so I came back to try this again. I've heard everyone saying that line from Napolean Dynamite: "Your mom goes to college!"

So, I put in "your mom"....

"your mom Goes to Washington. DC area Masjids and Islamic Studies and Gender Studies in THE news"
(Actually, when it said goes, I thought it was going to put "your mom goes to college". And I would have laughed my ass off if that had happened.)

Next?

Well...I've tried "Tickling" right? What about..."Tickle"?

"Tickle Me, is a Car rental cars, for kids." --Really? :wooha:

Thirsting for insight...I continued...
Waitaminute...

I KNOW!

"Tickle theater" Hmmmm...

"Tickle theater Forum SCHWECHAT. Ehrenbrunngasse Schwechat. Neubau einer Gemeindeverbindungsstrasse."

Now really. What the f*ck is that? Seriously! But, they recognise that it's a forum. 😉

Why dont we give this another try hm? I've got just the thing too.
"Tooth decay" 😀

"Tooth decay is the Sky with Diamonds."........ROFLMFAO. 😀
--Kay. If tooth decay is diamonds in the sky, then toe jam must be ice cream!

I think thats enough for now dont you?

 

[cuteUBCtickler]

I typed in
'ticklish girls like' and got the following:

ticklish girls like ME, we just Be friends? A long time, Ago In a Galaxy far, far away from home. Long time, Ago. for a Long time, far, far away from home. Long time, Ago In a Galaxy far, far away from home. for a Long time.

Ok i get the point it was long ago, far away now can we get back to these ticklish beautiful baby friends of mine....