Rasputin
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Great Tickling Witnessed At the Local Warehouse Club Today!
Today I am walking through the local warehouse club, pushing my industrial strength shopping cart filled with a 4 gallon drum of laundry deteregent, fifty roll pack of toilet paper, and 10 pound bag of frozen chicken wings. It was as if the Gods had guided me to a great scene. I was turning out of a side aisle into a main aisle, headed towards the electronics. Before me stood two beautiful young women; one with shoulder length blond hair, a white spaghetti strapped bippy top, and short Khaki colored cargo shorts. She was tan, and wore chunky heeled, strappy sandals, complete with reddish pink toenails and gold toe ring. The other...a brunette with blond and auburn highlights. She sported jean shorts, a candy striped bippy top, complete with exposed midrift and pierced belly. She was wearing strappy, chunky heeled sandals as well, but her toenails were blue and she had a silver toe ring on her third toe, which I thought was an interesting placement. The sight of these beautiful young women was good enough in itself. However, that's not all.
You know how sometimes at stores they will have a product sitting out so you can try it. Like the Bose Surround Sound System demo, or the Playstation 2 stand. Well today's sampler was VIBRATING MASSAGERS. The head was triangle shaped, and had three cone shaped nodes on it. Brunette and blond were looking at them, when brunette said to blond "Let me try it on you!" Blond hesitantly replied "I don't know". Meanwhile, I'm trying to act like I am looking at DVD players, and not gratuitously leering at what could be a very sexually arousing sight!!! Brunette took said massager towards blond's back. Before the massager even touched blonds back, she had a nervous looking grin, and closed her eyes. When the massager touched blond's back, she shrieked, followed by high pitched giggles. She squirmed to get away, but brunette stayed on her! This lasted for about 7 seconds, but felt like an eternity. I am standing there watching this like dingos watching toddlers play! After that, blond said "That tickled bad! I am too ticklish for that!" To which brunette replied, "I know! I am too! Imagine it on your feet..", referring to a picture on the box of it being used on feet. Blond replied "Oh god...I'd die!" Then they both laughed and moved on.
After seeing this, I went and picked up a case of Kleenex and a half gallon bottle of Jergens!
THANK YOU GOD!!!!
Rasputin
Today I am walking through the local warehouse club, pushing my industrial strength shopping cart filled with a 4 gallon drum of laundry deteregent, fifty roll pack of toilet paper, and 10 pound bag of frozen chicken wings. It was as if the Gods had guided me to a great scene. I was turning out of a side aisle into a main aisle, headed towards the electronics. Before me stood two beautiful young women; one with shoulder length blond hair, a white spaghetti strapped bippy top, and short Khaki colored cargo shorts. She was tan, and wore chunky heeled, strappy sandals, complete with reddish pink toenails and gold toe ring. The other...a brunette with blond and auburn highlights. She sported jean shorts, a candy striped bippy top, complete with exposed midrift and pierced belly. She was wearing strappy, chunky heeled sandals as well, but her toenails were blue and she had a silver toe ring on her third toe, which I thought was an interesting placement. The sight of these beautiful young women was good enough in itself. However, that's not all.
You know how sometimes at stores they will have a product sitting out so you can try it. Like the Bose Surround Sound System demo, or the Playstation 2 stand. Well today's sampler was VIBRATING MASSAGERS. The head was triangle shaped, and had three cone shaped nodes on it. Brunette and blond were looking at them, when brunette said to blond "Let me try it on you!" Blond hesitantly replied "I don't know". Meanwhile, I'm trying to act like I am looking at DVD players, and not gratuitously leering at what could be a very sexually arousing sight!!! Brunette took said massager towards blond's back. Before the massager even touched blonds back, she had a nervous looking grin, and closed her eyes. When the massager touched blond's back, she shrieked, followed by high pitched giggles. She squirmed to get away, but brunette stayed on her! This lasted for about 7 seconds, but felt like an eternity. I am standing there watching this like dingos watching toddlers play! After that, blond said "That tickled bad! I am too ticklish for that!" To which brunette replied, "I know! I am too! Imagine it on your feet..", referring to a picture on the box of it being used on feet. Blond replied "Oh god...I'd die!" Then they both laughed and moved on.
After seeing this, I went and picked up a case of Kleenex and a half gallon bottle of Jergens!
THANK YOU GOD!!!!
Rasputin
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