Great pick up lines

[Alex Warfield]

These are just some groovy pick up lines that I have heard.
"Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you got "Fine" written all over you!"
"You know what would look good on you? Me!"
::Wiping face:: "Just clearing a place for you to sit!"
"There are 206(?) bones in your body, want one more?"
"I like every bone in your body....especially mine!"
"Let's play house, you can be the screen door, and I'll slam you all night long!"
"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can still make your bed rock!"

 

[dig dug dog]

Cool Alex...I like the first one the best--for an actual pick-up: cute, fun and not too intimidating.

Thanks for the laugh,

ddd

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see...

(Check the girl's shirt tag - when she asks what you're doing say) Just checkin to see what angels are made of.

Nice shoes... wanna have sex.

 

[strokeofgenius]

"Got any Italian in you...? Want some?"

🙂

 

[PunkMetalMan01]

Nice one

"That shirt looks very becoming on you, then again if i was on you i would be_cuming too."

 

[Alex Warfield]

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go fuck"

 

[TicklingIsLife]

Great lines Alex Warfield 😛 😀

I heard a similar one:
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's have sex."

🙂 😎

 

[Alex Warfield]

My girlfriend reminds me of road signs: "Caution! Slippery when wet,"
"Dangerous curves ahead."

"Can I tickle your belly?......From the inside?"

"That dress looks lovely on you......it would look even better on my floor!"

 

[tcrewme]

Heres one for Dave...

"Are you an angel?"

 

[MadKalnod]

A friend of my brother actually used this one:

"You're like Gilette, Baby. You're the best a man can get."

I don't recall the extent of his subsequent injuries, though...

 

[Alex Warfield]

"Roses are okay, violets are great, when I think of you, I masturbate."

 

[lightninbug]

Pick-Up Lines

One of the Best & might I say, Unusual pick up lines was overheard at the last "Electric Amish" Concert I went to:
"Do Thee Come To Barn-Raisings Often?"
Uff-Da...Watch out for them English
Bug

 

[TicklingIsLife]

Alex Warfield you are one sick-son-of-a😛 😛 😛 😛

 

[MadKalnod]

Here's one I've actually used, though it kinda slipped out involuntarily and I never expected to use it in real life:

Girl: (Approaching) "Hi."
Me: "Oh my God."
Girl: "What's wrong?"
Me: "You're so beautiful it's actually causing me physical pain. I can feel my lungs siezing up right now."

She laughed, we talked for a while, and are still friends.

 

[chode]

Milk

Damn girl, I know milk does a body good! But how much you been drinking?!!!


I like that one

 

[Alex Warfield]

This is probably the dirtiest one I've heard

"What has two thumbs, one eye, and eats p****?"
::Winking, giving thumbs up::

Heh heh heh......

 

[TicklingIsLife]

You guys are sick, demented people!!



.....keep it up! 😛 😛 😛 😀

 

[Daumantas]

A friend of a friend of mine in college (supposedly) scored with the line: "Excuse me, but I was wondering if you would be interesting in having me shoot gobs of flaming hot semen down your pulsing throat?"

 

[Alex Warfield]

Ew!

Vomit-comet and a half, man, that was sick.

 

[TicklingIsLife]

Is that guy still alive Daumantas?? 😱 😛

 

[JoBelle]

I can't believe I'm posting on this, 😉 but my best friend is a man and his favorite seems appropriate to this.

He licks the tip of his finger and gently runs it down a girls sleeve....saying...."Why don't we get you out of those wet clothes?" It seems to get giggles. 🙂 I know I think it's cute.
Jo

 

[Biggles of 266]

and the rest...

For anyone who would like a pickup line that is not likely to land you in jail for the night... I used the rose one on a girl at school and feck me if she didn't say yes to being my prom date. Good luck to everyone who can remember these at the correct moment, I choke and forget them!



If God had given me the opportunity to pick what I was going to be I would have chosen to be your favorite stuffed animal; I could comfort you when you are sad, protect you while you sleep, and keep you warm all through the night.


I guess I won't be needing this compass anymore... I was only lost until I found you.


Why is it I gotta climb a hundred mountains to get you, but all you gotta do is smile to get me?


If I was Peter Pan, you'd be my happy thought.


You should ask heaven if you can stay with me a little longer.


It must be dark outside. 'Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.


(While opening a door for a lovely lady) Beauty before Industry, lest I raise some dust that may cloud the beauty of your eyes.


There's no need for sunshine when you're around.


Offer a single rose and say: "I wanted to show this rose true beauty."


(Take out a 1$ bill):

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.

(kiss them)

Oops, guess I lost.


You: I can read palms.

Them: Really?

You: No. It's just an excuse to hold your hand.


I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.


Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?


Do you remember when you were a little kid and you wanted a toy really bad when you went to the store, but your mom wouldn't let you get it, no matter how much you begged? Well that's how I feel about you.


You know, you're the kind of person that inspired poets to write, musicians to compose, and me to say this kind of thing.


If I had you, I wouldn't have to dream anymore.


I knew that my life DID have a purpose, but not until I looked into your eyes.


A blind man can see your beauty.

 

[TicklingIsLife]

Not to shabby Biggles of 266 😛 😛 😀