Greetings Earthling

[luv2bt&tickled]

Greetings Earthling . . .
I am a silicon based life form from a galaxy far, far away, visiting your P.C.
I have transformed myself into this post.
As you are reading it, I am having sex with your eyeballs.
Oh god that feels good!
I especially enjoy it when you scroll down on me.
That's it . . . . . keep scrolling.
Don't stop!
Click it baby, click it!
Faster
Faster
More ooohh yeah. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . harder
Give it to me, just like I like it
Faster
F A S T E R !
That was amazing!
You are the best I've had yet. And I know you enjoyed it too because you are smiling.
Do you know how I know that you're smiling? 'cos I can see you.
Now please pass me on to someone else because I'm really horny . . .

 

[TicklingDuo]

I feel sooooooooo violated!

LOL cute!

Ann

 

[QBWeaver]

Is it warm in here or is it just me?

Boy, if I smoked I'd be asking for a cigarette right now!

 

[venray]

*puffing away and heading for the shower"



Ven

 

[JPie1]

ROTFLMAO !!!


Woohoo...





JPie

 

[amk714]

To the alien who I just had sex with...

Was it as good for you as it was for me? 😀

P.S. You're female, right? 😛

 

[THE THREAD]

luv2bt&tickled is it possible for me to communicate with this other lifeform? It may have much data to add to my database. Xyalflaxian girls are nice but they don't have much to say.

 

[BettyBoop2002]

Welcome back Tracy!!

Hey Tracy, glad to see you back! We missed you!
that joke was so funny! Do you mind if I send it to a few of my friends? They will love it!🙂
Welcome back, you brighten up the place!🙂

 

[ShiningIce]

Hurry up Venray I need to shower too. 😀

 

[bticklishfeet]

Welcome back Tracy!

LOL OMG somebody give me a cigarette...um wait I don't smoke!
That was funny!
BTW, welcome back. Missed seeing you around, glad to hear your Mom is ok.

 

[Venus51099]

😀 Another good one Tracy, thanks for the chuckles! BTW, welcome back! You were missed!

 

[Michigan J Frog]

I feel so used now! LMAO! Good one Tracy, sure that wasn't you talking😉 I bet you are a fire cracker indeed!

 

[AffectionateDan]

If I'm wearing glasses, does that mean...

...That it was safe sex?🙄

 

[venray]

Means ya can see what you are doing, Dan...LOL

 

[AffectionateDan]

Yeah, but too much of that....

...and ya go blind, I hear.🙄

 

[bticklishfeet]

Re: If I'm wearing glasses, does that mean...

...That it was safe sex?🙄

that was funny AffectionateDan!🙂

 

[peaches77]

LOL that was funny Tracy, does this mean that I need to take a shower now?😕 Funny stuff, thanks for posting this. It was my first time in sooooooooooo long!🙁

 

[cleopatra2003]

Damn I need a cigarette!
Luv2b that was pretty good!🙂

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

🙂 glad that to hear that you liked it Chloe 🙂 this was posted wayyyyy back, I see you found it 😉

 

[firerescue]

🙂 luv2b I am glad that she found it too. They guys all love this! Thanks😀 Geez I feel so used after reading that🙂 😀