Wait a minute...we're talking about a gloomy, death-metal, whitewashed, demonic creature of the night here! And you guys are coming out with candles and party hats?!?
Jesus, do I hafta do everything myself?
Arson, may your horribly loathed day bring you to the pathway of hellspawn, bleeding eardrums, the dismemberment of your enemies and the eternal flames of the abyss as it devours all of creation in a fiery cataclysm that leaves nothing but a silent blackness for all of eternity.