Sorry mate, wanker doesn't sound good in a Yank accent. Seriously, do you call all Britons wankers?
Anyway thanks all, and I had a nice birthday. Did a birthday gig over the weekend, and had a meal yesterday with my family, my bass player, my sister's boyfriend and one of her friends who was barefoot. Had to resist the temptation, what with the folks around, even if she was trying to style my hair too! And isn't it strange me and Vlad over there were born on the same day? Not to mention a couple of other members here too!