...has anyone ever...

[C.A.B.]

...has anyone ever...

gotten that flat chocolate cake part of an ice cream sandwich stuck on their fingers?

...it won't come off... no, seriously.... it... it...

OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD IT WON'T... COME... OFF!!!!!


*pant pant pant pant

 

[milagros317]

Use hot water and scrub. 😀

 

[C.A.B.]

Use hot water and scrub. 😀

...you mock me, Sir.

 

[milagros317]

...you mock me, Sir.

I don't mock you but I have little sympathy for such a sloppy eater of ice cream sandwiches. 😛

 

[General Zod]

Sloppy eater,you are. 😛

 

[C.A.B.]

I don't mock you but I have little sympathy for such a sloppy eater of ice cream sandwiches. 😛

...are you for me, Sir? Are you acquainted with my HUSBAND!!!

 

[C.A.B.]

Sloppy eater,you are. 😛

Ohhh... you too, eh? Wiseguy, eh? ...why I oughta... If I was not compromised by ice cream sandwich thin chocolate cake residue... I'd

Lucky for you, I'm a Gentleman.

 

[General Zod]

Ohhh... you too, eh? Wiseguy, eh? ...why I oughta... If I was not compromised by ice cream sandwich thin chocolate cake residue... I'd

Lucky for you, I'm a Gentleman.

I am a wiseass. I can sit on ice cream and tell you what flavor it is.

 

[milagros317]

Lucky for you, I'm a Gentleman.

Very lucky for us all. 😀

 

[C.A.B.]

I am a wiseass. I can sit on ice cream and tell you what flavor it is.

"Hello. I say, hello... Ripley's?"

 

[C.A.B.]

Very lucky for us all. 😀

Have a care. Sir.

Were I not in this confectionery parlorlogical predicament...

 

[milagros317]

Have a care. Sir.

Were I not in this confectionery parlorlogical predicament...

How sad for you. 🙁

 

[General Zod]

Have a care. Sir.

Were I not in this confectionery parlorlogical predicament...

Parlorlogical? That's a made up woid. 😛

 

[milagros317]

Parlorlogical? That's a made up woid. 😛

I agree. It's not in the dictionary. 😀

 

[C.A.B.]

HELP!!!

Assistance! Assistance!

Not only am I bedeviled by ice cream sandwich chocolate flat cake finger malaise... But I have also been beset upon by the Balderdash and Poppycock harpy twins, who, as it is plain to surmise, are both vocabulisticaly disenabled.

Is there no comfort to be had? I charge you, yield, harpish fellows.

 

[General Zod]

HELP!!!

Assistance! Assistance!

Not only am I bedeviled by ice cream sandwich chocolate flat cake finger malaise... But I have also been beset upon by the Balderdash and Poppycock harpy twins, who, as it is plain to surmise, are both vocabulisticaly disenabled.

Is there no comfort to be had? I charge you, yield, harpish fellows.

23 skidoo.

 

[milagros317]

But I have also been beset upon by the Balderdash and Poppycock harpy twins, who, as it is plain to surmise, are both vocabulisticaly disenabled.

Two more strings of letters there that I've put in boldface that are not in the dictionary. 😱

 

[C.A.B.]

23 skidoo.

Two more strings of letters there that I've put in boldface that are not in the dictionary. 😱

Now see here, both of you!

I will not tolerate another instant of you hooligans and your opportunistic hyena-come-to-fallen shenanigans. Off with you. Shoo!

(oh, good god, where is c7_assassin when you need him?)

woe

 

[Bohemianne]

Two more strings of letters there that I've put in boldface that are not in the dictionary. 😱

They can be found spelled backwards in the Tweaktionary. 😀 >>inserts headbang<<

 

[paracarl44]

Have you tried eating your ice cream sandwich with latex gloves?

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Have you tried eating your ice cream sandwich with latex gloves?

Er , not sure those gloves're edible , friend.

 

[paracarl44]

The gloves are not what you eat, it is the sticky ice cream sandwich.

 

[C.A.B.]

^ "Longest Response Time To A Thread ... EVAH!"

 

[paracarl44]

^ "Longest Response Time To A Thread ... EVAH!"

^It's your thread, go with it.^

 

[C.A.B.]

^It's your thread, go with it.^

But I have overcome my ice cream sandwich finger stickiness challenges with the aid of Tony Robbins and a juicy fat government assistance check for my pain and suffering as a helpless victim in our mewling, thinking-hurts society. I'm in rehab as we speak, enjoying a festive plate of government approved brussel sprouts and recycled soy wafers.