Have you ever wondered......

[Eriksmasque]

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

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[milagros317]

Very amusing list. 😀

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Some packaged boiled ham is square. 😀

 

[Bugman]

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?


Just great,now i'm gonna be up all night thinking about that one. 😛

 

[Saeria]

Here's a couple more for you just from my personal memory bank:

Why is it you often here of people being nonchalant but never is a person just chalant.

Why come phonetic isn't spelling phonetically?

Why are there A, AA, AAA and C batteries,but no B sized batteries?

 

[RobAce]

ROFL, love the list.

I read it in my Seinfeld voice.

Rob

 

[paracarl44]

Here is a few more.

What do the people of China call their good dishes?

Why does Wily E. Coyote have to buy all that ACME stuff, when he could afford a good meal?

If corn oil is made from corn, vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what do they make Baby Oil from?

 

[Ray<3tiklishft]

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Several years ago, a Coca-Cola employee was eating lunch when a supervisor noticed he was drinking a Pepsi. The employee was suspended for 3 days. The story made national news, and the Pepsi-Cola Company paid the employee for the 3 days.

 

[badreligion]

have you ever wondered what color a smurf turns if you choke it ?

 

[Bugman]

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

 

[paracarl44]

Why glue doesn't stick to the glass?

 

[Bugman]

Is igloo what you use to stick igs togeather?

 

[IDareYou]

Who was the first person to look at a cow and thing "I think I'll sqeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out of em."?

 

[IDareYou]

Why doesn't bologna and lasagna rhyme???

 

[..Glamorous..]

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Several years ago, a Coca-Cola employee was eating lunch when a supervisor noticed he was drinking a Pepsi. The employee was suspended for 3 days. The story made national news, and the Pepsi-Cola Company paid the employee for the 3 days.

Pepsi fired a friend of mine who was a driver, he had gotten a coke from his girlfriend when he ran into her while out doing orders at convenience stores.

 

[tklee88]

hahahaha i like this one

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

that is hysterical!