Have you seen Sheryl Crow's new video?

[Rasputin]

I hope no one was misled by the subject to believe there was tickling in the video. If so, I aplologize unreservedly! However, there is a tickling-related point!

Anyway, she is barefoot the entire video! AND, they want to let you know that she is BAREFOOT! I mean, there are some gratuitous foot shots!!! For those of you have seen it, I am referring to the dashboard shot in particular.

And for all you abdomen lovers, you are not neglected either! One scene in particular shows her laying on the sand weaing a bippy top, with her tanned, taught belly showing. I love that perfect little navel and vertical muscle lines on either side of it. Also, two words: BIKINI TOP. Need I say more.

Also, she did the little take-off-your-shoes-and-rub-your-bare-feet-on-the-grass thing at the end of the Every Day Is A Winding Road video. Also she is barefoot in her Strong Enough video and and has done concerts barefoot.

My tickling-related point...This BEAUTIFUL woman is just begging to be asked about her ticklishness. Somehow, there has to be a tasteful, non-perverted sounding (although it is firmly based in perversion) way to e-mail her about her ticklishness. Make some sort of transition about noticing she was barefoot in her new video and wanting to know if she's ticklish..I don't know exactly. I do know it is a goal now to find out if she's ticklish, within the bounds of good etiquette and the local law enforecment agencies!

By the way, did anything good ever come of the Sheryl Crow chat? She is a hottie!!!

Rasputin

 

[Phineas]

since I'm busy making provocative queries today, I may as well wonder aloud something that's been digging at me for a while.

Why are we so concerned with whether celebrities are ticklish? Are we ever going to tickle them? Can we act on this knowledge in any way? Isn't it, in some ways, worse knowing, since we'll never have a chance in hell of doing anything about it?

just trying to ruin everyone's day...

 

[Rasputin]

Aren't you just a turd in a punch bowl?

Provactive, eh?

I think a lot of people are curious about celebrities for different reasons. Why want to know if they are ticklish? Maybe it has something to do with our little tickling fetishes, eh? But back to my curious about celebrities for different reasons thought...everyone has some variety of shelter, a.k.a. condo, apartment, Bat Cave, Dungeon (T.I.B., I'm looking in your direction). If it weren't for our curiosity with celebrities, shows like MTVCribs wouldn't exist. Having a common bound of a home ties us to celebrities, and makes them feel more accessible, life-like, like everyday Phineas's. We have tickling fetishes, we want to know if they are ticklish.

Also I find it helpful to know if a female celebrity is ticklish during my masturbatory fantasies.

Now that's PROVOCATIVE, baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, by the way, that first paragraph is all horse shit! Do you really buy that common bound stuff? I read that in sociology textbook in college!

Rasputin

 

[Phineas]

If it weren't for our curiosity with celebrities, shows like MTVCribs wouldn't exist.

...and some might argue the world would be a better place because of it.

😛

 

[Rasputin]

Amen!

Television is highly overrated!

Choking the Bishop is where it's at!!!!

Okay, this is now silly!

What a way to waste my 150th post!


Rasputin