At a senior citizens luncheon, and elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered they both like to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked up the lady and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their journey.
They were riding down the river when they came upon a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, "Do you want to go up or down???"
All of a sudden the lady stripped off all her clothes, and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat!!
When they finished, the man couldn`t believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he`d had in years.
They fished for a while and continued on down the river when soon they came upon another fork in the river. He again asked the lady, "Up or down??"
There she went again, stripped off her clothes and made mad passionate love to him again. This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing again the next day.
So there they were the next day riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in the river, and the elderly gentleman asked, "Up or down??"
The woman replied, "Down."
A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman guided the boat down the river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked, "Up or down??"
She replied, "Up."
This really confused the gentleman, so he asked, "Whats the deal??? Yesterday, every time I asked if you wanted to go up or down you made mad passionate love to me. What the hell happened??"
She replied, "Well, yesterday I wasn`t wearing my hearing aid and I thought the choices were Fuck or Drown"
They were riding down the river when they came upon a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, "Do you want to go up or down???"
All of a sudden the lady stripped off all her clothes, and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat!!
When they finished, the man couldn`t believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he`d had in years.
They fished for a while and continued on down the river when soon they came upon another fork in the river. He again asked the lady, "Up or down??"
There she went again, stripped off her clothes and made mad passionate love to him again. This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing again the next day.
So there they were the next day riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in the river, and the elderly gentleman asked, "Up or down??"
The woman replied, "Down."
A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman guided the boat down the river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked, "Up or down??"
She replied, "Up."
This really confused the gentleman, so he asked, "Whats the deal??? Yesterday, every time I asked if you wanted to go up or down you made mad passionate love to me. What the hell happened??"
She replied, "Well, yesterday I wasn`t wearing my hearing aid and I thought the choices were Fuck or Drown"
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