High School Reunion

[njjen3953]

Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen
each other since graduation. They begin to talk and bring each other
up to date.

The conversation covers their husbands, their children, homes, etc.
and finally gets around to their sex lives.

Sue says "It's OK. We get it on every week or so but it's no big
adventure, how's yours?"

Sally replies "It's just great, ever since we got into S&M."

Sue is aghast. "Really Sally, I never would have guessed that you
would go for that."

"Oh, sure," says Sally, "He Snores while I Masturbate."

 

[venray]

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....OK Jen.......your turn....🙄


Ven

 

[Marauder]

Such pictures are truly a rarity on the web... I fear you'll have to cry uncle, jen 🙂

Oh wait, I found one for ya! On Sexy Losers! Boy, I can't imagine who on earth i managed to dig something like this up - eet's feelthee! 😛

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[njjen3953]

Never mind. I got one.

 

[venray]

I'll be ok as soon as.......

...I have my..........

Ven😎

 

[Marauder]

Make sure to never misplace figure B, or else...

 

[venray]

Marauder........

A totally non-related topic here


Ven

 

[Marauder]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMH!!! Thanks, ven! I'll go get some right away...

 

[njjen3953]

What the He** have I started here? 😀

Jen

 

[venray]

What the He** have I started here? 😀

Jen

Your usual brand of "trouble"


(of course I am COMPLETELY innocent and have done nothing to keep this terrible thread going *insert sarcasm here*) 🙄


Ven

 

[BigJim]

A joke about masturbation for the erudite study of all........(HA! Who am I kidding?)

Little Johnny comes home from school and can't see anyone around. He goes upstairs and into his parents bedroom. His dad is on the bed with his mum and her legs are at a quarter past nine. "Dad, what are you doing?" he asks. "I'm playing bridge, your mother's my partner, go downstairs!"

He goes down stairs and into the living room. There's his sister on the couch with her boyfriend Tony. Her legs are at five past eleven(use your imagination! 😀), Tony's bum is a blur. "Sis, whatcha doin?" he asks. "I'm playing bridge, Tony's my partner. Now go out in the garden!"

He goes out into the garden and open the shed door. There in front of him is his elder brother flogging his Horace. "Bruv, whatcha doin???"
His brother turns round and says, "I'm playing bridge."
"Where's your partner?" asks little Johnny.
"When you've got a fucking good hand, you don't need a partner!" he said.

🙄 🙄 🙄 😉 😀 😱 😕 😱 🙂

 

[venray]

ROFL!

Good one, Mate!