Libertine
1st Level Orange Feather
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Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding to Prince Charles which got increasingly tighter & tighter as the day went on. That night after the festivities were finally over, she and Charles had retired back to their room. Camilla flopped on the bed and said 'Please remove my shoes, darling. One's feet are killing one.'
Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour ... . .
But it would not budge.
'Harder!' yelled Camilla. 'Harder!'
Charles yelled back, 'I'm trying, darling! But it's just so bloody tight!'
'Come on, give it all you've got! ' she cried.
Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla exclaimed “There! Oh God, that feels so good!”
In their bedroom next door The Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said, 'See? I told you she was still a virgin with a face like that!'
Meanwhile back in the other bedroom Charles was attempting to remove the other shoe when he cried out 'Oh God, darling, this one's even tighter!'
At which point Prince Phillip turned to the Queen with a proud grin, saying, 'That's my boy! Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!
Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour ... . .
But it would not budge.
'Harder!' yelled Camilla. 'Harder!'
Charles yelled back, 'I'm trying, darling! But it's just so bloody tight!'
'Come on, give it all you've got! ' she cried.
Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla exclaimed “There! Oh God, that feels so good!”
In their bedroom next door The Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said, 'See? I told you she was still a virgin with a face like that!'
Meanwhile back in the other bedroom Charles was attempting to remove the other shoe when he cried out 'Oh God, darling, this one's even tighter!'
At which point Prince Phillip turned to the Queen with a proud grin, saying, 'That's my boy! Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!
