What is a hornmonster? Well, you know what a horndog is, right? A hornmonster is a step above and beyond, and there is a little in ALL of us! So, I thought an anthem was in order.
To the tune of L-O-V-E
H-as for the hours I can last
O_is for it's over much too fast
R-for revenge, my honey, and you can bet even money
N-I'll never stop, until you're really blowin' your top
And horn is all that I can show to you,
Ain't no Unicorn, cause I got two!
Two horns will give it to ya,
have you shouting out "Halelujiah!"
Horns were made to give to you!
EVERYBODY!!!!
*crickets*
You try to bring a little culture......
To the tune of L-O-V-E
H-as for the hours I can last
O_is for it's over much too fast
R-for revenge, my honey, and you can bet even money
N-I'll never stop, until you're really blowin' your top
And horn is all that I can show to you,
Ain't no Unicorn, cause I got two!
Two horns will give it to ya,
have you shouting out "Halelujiah!"
Horns were made to give to you!
EVERYBODY!!!!
*crickets*
You try to bring a little culture......
