gilmourwaters
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As some of you may (or may not..lol ) have noticed i haven't been in for awhile.Fact is i had a knee mishap and landed in the hospital back on nov 26th.Seems i reinjured my right knee from a prior incident years ago and i needed surgury to fix the problem.
Anyway, my surgury was early in the morning Nov 26th.I woke up with my right leg in a splint from my upper thigh to my ankle (which i still have on right now),keeping my leg completely straight and my knee unable to bend at all.
The day after surgury all was fine...i had absolutely no pain in my leg which surprised me.Didn't need my pain shot but whats the harm in catching a buzz when you have nothing else to do stuck in bed...lol
The day after surgury my wife came up in the morning to visit.She asked me howe i felt i told her i was fine..no pain at all.THIS WAS A MISTAKE!!! The nurse came in checking me over (temp-bp if i was in pain etc etc).She checked out the splint and my foot that was elevated on 2 pillows.As i looked over to my wife the nurse sort of held my toes.I did not expect that and being as ticklish as i am giggled and jumped right away trying to pull my foot away but i could not because of the splint!(which was very funny to my wife btw).The nurse was startled and thought she had hurt me.Wife darling wife quickly jumped right in there and said "noo you didn't hurt him...he's just an extremely ticklish boy....arent you??" and winked at me.Now i'm red in the face and didn't know what to say so i nodded. The nurse laughed saying that was cute and dropped it.She then said she'd be right back with a basin and towels for my sponge bath.The nurse gave my foot a quick tickle(as a joke) before she left.I blurted out a laugh..the nurse and my wife laughed the nurse commenting on how cute it was.
As i finished my bath my wife "helped" me with out of reach areas.Now what you have to know about my wife is that she will use ANY advantage she can to tickle me to pieces so this was like the holy grail of tickle ops.....which she wasn't and ISN'T letting go by.She told me that was was going to wash my back.I knew i was in trouble and told her to behave...she didn't.She gave me the longest and most ticklish back wash i ever felt. Now my back is very ticklish if you graze over it with fingernails which my wife is and absolute expert at.Sure she legitamitely washed my back but in between tickle attacks i could not do anything about exept laugh...HARD AND LOUD!
You'd think she'd stop after i reached hysterical but no...she just told me to laugh into my pillow....which i did for a looong time!After "back washing" time was over she dried me up which again she tickled me to pieces.As i "recovered" and put my hosp gown on i saw her slide down to my feet.I'M TOAST! I BEGGED her to leave my feet alone.She just said of "course i gotta was your feet...im not leaving you dirty." Remember my right leg is in a splint so i pretty much helpless to whatever she's gonna do to that foot.I admit she tried to go easy on that foot but it was no use..i was a laughing hyserical mess from the instant her fingers touched my ankle.I just laid back shoved my fave inb my pillow and felt the longest most ticklish foot bath i ever experienced.When she made her way into my arch i screamed! She stopped and asked me if i was hurt...stupid me said no..it tickles!She asked again..."this isn't hurting your knee?"...i said no..."you're tickling me so bad!"
I'M AN IDIOT..IT WAS NOW OPEN SEASON ON FOOT TICKLING.She stepped up the tickling on my right foot and i broken...i just laid back..face in pillow and laughed/cried/giggled/ till she was done...which was not anytime soon.Not one speck of skin on my foot was left untickled.EVEN MY TOES AND INBETWEEN GOT IT!.....I knew i had that splint on and i still tried in vain to pull my foot away..noooo dice. Now that my right foot was done...my left foot was left.I immediately pulled my foot back to stop her...but again she won....she just told me that if i did not put my left foot back AND keep it still...my right foot will get a longer dose!I couldn't go through that again so i gave her my foot and braced myself for more!She washed/tickled my left foot with the same expetise as my right foot...only the tickling to my left was worse cuz there is no splint to keep it still...i had to go on my own willpower...which was pretty hard at that point going through what i did.All i gotta say is thank god i had a private room to myself!!
After both feet were washed and dried i composed myself and was relieved that this was over.She quickly remided me that i better get used to it cuz this was happenning alot!
Later on that day a "nurse of sorts" came in with some apparatus for me to use.She explained that i had to blow through to to make a ball float to the top for 30 seconds and then stop.I thought this was dumd and asked her what for.She said to excersise my lungs.Since i was going to me bed ridden to awhile i had to use that to make sure my lungs were used enough to i dont get sicker..more or less.She said i can pick 2 -1hr time frames as i watched tv...once in the afternoon..once in the evening.When the commercials go on..use the breathing thing..and stop when the show i was watching started up again.Now me being a smart ass thought this was dumb and im not gonna blow into it that much.Whose gonna know...RIGHT??...WRONG! That following wednesday my wife came up after work and when she came in the nurse was already in mid scolding.She told my wife what was up and how important excersing my lungs with that machine was...my wife said no problem his lungs are gonna get excercized.Now my wife came up that day at about 5:30 pm or so....as soon as that nurse left she first closed my room door , then yelled at me and then she was going to excersize me...and pulled off the sheet covering my right feet and tickled me on and off till visiting hrs were over at 8pm!Nurses walked in from time to time...she just told them she was helping me excersize my lungs! 6pm was dinner so after i finished eating she put the head of my bed down flat and told me i wasnt through excersizing and to raise my arms over my head grad the head board and do not let go or else! At that point i knew she was in a tickle zone (she gets into those zones when she's really in a tickling mood) and theres nothing i can do but to listen to her..She tickled my ribs armpits stomach like crazy! I was hoping i would jump out of my skin at that point.And i had no pillow to scream into so i just let er rip.I laughed up such a storm nurse came in from time to time to see if i was being killed..My wife told em i was excersizing my lungs...they laughed and left.
From that day on till the day i was released Dec 3 i was tickled daily by my wife in that hosp bed.The nurses were in full knowledge of how ticklish i was and from time to time gave my foot a quick tickle just to mess with me.
So now i'm home..still in my splint..unable to get around.My wife is in her glory cuz now my sponge baths she gives me are MUCH more intense tickling wise...as fas as that stupid breathing machine goes.My wife says i dont have to use it now..BUT from 7-9pm EVERY NIGHT as i watch tv...she tickles me senseless during commercials!...btw...she's sitting right here as i'm writing this..........I'M IN TICKLE HELL...AND I LOVE IT!
Anyway, my surgury was early in the morning Nov 26th.I woke up with my right leg in a splint from my upper thigh to my ankle (which i still have on right now),keeping my leg completely straight and my knee unable to bend at all.
The day after surgury all was fine...i had absolutely no pain in my leg which surprised me.Didn't need my pain shot but whats the harm in catching a buzz when you have nothing else to do stuck in bed...lol
The day after surgury my wife came up in the morning to visit.She asked me howe i felt i told her i was fine..no pain at all.THIS WAS A MISTAKE!!! The nurse came in checking me over (temp-bp if i was in pain etc etc).She checked out the splint and my foot that was elevated on 2 pillows.As i looked over to my wife the nurse sort of held my toes.I did not expect that and being as ticklish as i am giggled and jumped right away trying to pull my foot away but i could not because of the splint!(which was very funny to my wife btw).The nurse was startled and thought she had hurt me.Wife darling wife quickly jumped right in there and said "noo you didn't hurt him...he's just an extremely ticklish boy....arent you??" and winked at me.Now i'm red in the face and didn't know what to say so i nodded. The nurse laughed saying that was cute and dropped it.She then said she'd be right back with a basin and towels for my sponge bath.The nurse gave my foot a quick tickle(as a joke) before she left.I blurted out a laugh..the nurse and my wife laughed the nurse commenting on how cute it was.
As i finished my bath my wife "helped" me with out of reach areas.Now what you have to know about my wife is that she will use ANY advantage she can to tickle me to pieces so this was like the holy grail of tickle ops.....which she wasn't and ISN'T letting go by.She told me that was was going to wash my back.I knew i was in trouble and told her to behave...she didn't.She gave me the longest and most ticklish back wash i ever felt. Now my back is very ticklish if you graze over it with fingernails which my wife is and absolute expert at.Sure she legitamitely washed my back but in between tickle attacks i could not do anything about exept laugh...HARD AND LOUD!
You'd think she'd stop after i reached hysterical but no...she just told me to laugh into my pillow....which i did for a looong time!After "back washing" time was over she dried me up which again she tickled me to pieces.As i "recovered" and put my hosp gown on i saw her slide down to my feet.I'M TOAST! I BEGGED her to leave my feet alone.She just said of "course i gotta was your feet...im not leaving you dirty." Remember my right leg is in a splint so i pretty much helpless to whatever she's gonna do to that foot.I admit she tried to go easy on that foot but it was no use..i was a laughing hyserical mess from the instant her fingers touched my ankle.I just laid back shoved my fave inb my pillow and felt the longest most ticklish foot bath i ever experienced.When she made her way into my arch i screamed! She stopped and asked me if i was hurt...stupid me said no..it tickles!She asked again..."this isn't hurting your knee?"...i said no..."you're tickling me so bad!"
I'M AN IDIOT..IT WAS NOW OPEN SEASON ON FOOT TICKLING.She stepped up the tickling on my right foot and i broken...i just laid back..face in pillow and laughed/cried/giggled/ till she was done...which was not anytime soon.Not one speck of skin on my foot was left untickled.EVEN MY TOES AND INBETWEEN GOT IT!.....I knew i had that splint on and i still tried in vain to pull my foot away..noooo dice. Now that my right foot was done...my left foot was left.I immediately pulled my foot back to stop her...but again she won....she just told me that if i did not put my left foot back AND keep it still...my right foot will get a longer dose!I couldn't go through that again so i gave her my foot and braced myself for more!She washed/tickled my left foot with the same expetise as my right foot...only the tickling to my left was worse cuz there is no splint to keep it still...i had to go on my own willpower...which was pretty hard at that point going through what i did.All i gotta say is thank god i had a private room to myself!!
After both feet were washed and dried i composed myself and was relieved that this was over.She quickly remided me that i better get used to it cuz this was happenning alot!
Later on that day a "nurse of sorts" came in with some apparatus for me to use.She explained that i had to blow through to to make a ball float to the top for 30 seconds and then stop.I thought this was dumd and asked her what for.She said to excersise my lungs.Since i was going to me bed ridden to awhile i had to use that to make sure my lungs were used enough to i dont get sicker..more or less.She said i can pick 2 -1hr time frames as i watched tv...once in the afternoon..once in the evening.When the commercials go on..use the breathing thing..and stop when the show i was watching started up again.Now me being a smart ass thought this was dumb and im not gonna blow into it that much.Whose gonna know...RIGHT??...WRONG! That following wednesday my wife came up after work and when she came in the nurse was already in mid scolding.She told my wife what was up and how important excersing my lungs with that machine was...my wife said no problem his lungs are gonna get excercized.Now my wife came up that day at about 5:30 pm or so....as soon as that nurse left she first closed my room door , then yelled at me and then she was going to excersize me...and pulled off the sheet covering my right feet and tickled me on and off till visiting hrs were over at 8pm!Nurses walked in from time to time...she just told them she was helping me excersize my lungs! 6pm was dinner so after i finished eating she put the head of my bed down flat and told me i wasnt through excersizing and to raise my arms over my head grad the head board and do not let go or else! At that point i knew she was in a tickle zone (she gets into those zones when she's really in a tickling mood) and theres nothing i can do but to listen to her..She tickled my ribs armpits stomach like crazy! I was hoping i would jump out of my skin at that point.And i had no pillow to scream into so i just let er rip.I laughed up such a storm nurse came in from time to time to see if i was being killed..My wife told em i was excersizing my lungs...they laughed and left.
From that day on till the day i was released Dec 3 i was tickled daily by my wife in that hosp bed.The nurses were in full knowledge of how ticklish i was and from time to time gave my foot a quick tickle just to mess with me.
So now i'm home..still in my splint..unable to get around.My wife is in her glory cuz now my sponge baths she gives me are MUCH more intense tickling wise...as fas as that stupid breathing machine goes.My wife says i dont have to use it now..BUT from 7-9pm EVERY NIGHT as i watch tv...she tickles me senseless during commercials!...btw...she's sitting right here as i'm writing this..........I'M IN TICKLE HELL...AND I LOVE IT!
