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How Do You Get To Heaven?

njjen3953

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"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my
money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked the
children in my Sunday School class.

"NO!" the children all answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept
everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "NO!"

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the
children, and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked
them again.

Again, they all answered, "NO!"

"Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!"
 
The basic truth...

"And a small child shall lead them..."

You're on a roll today Ms Jen! Nice... Q
 
Re: The basic truth...

qjakal said:
You're on a roll today Ms Jen! Nice... Q

Thanks Q. You might want to add a little mayo to me though. I have been a bit dry lately. LOL

Jen
 
Ouch...

Now, you see, I compliment you, and then you get all "punny"...lol. Q
 
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