Shaven, sweaty, and smacking off my wife's taint. Sorry, but you did ask! In all seriousness though, I'm allergic to all of them, with peanuts being the most severe reaction. It sucks, because peanut butter looks delicious.
If it's almond, it must be coated with chocolate. Roasted/Salted for the rest, or mixed with ice cream/baked goodies (especially pistachio, cashew, etc....)
............ [My use of English simply sucks now - sorry.]