How to impress a woman...

[venray]

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

1. Compliment her.
2. Respect her.
3. Honor her.
4. Cuddle her.
5. Kiss her.
6. Caress her.
7. Love her.
8. Stroke her.
9. Tease her.
10. Comfort her.
11. Protect her.
12. Hug her.
13. Hold her.
14. Spend money on her.
15. Wine and dine her.
16. Listen to her.
17. Care for her.
18. Stand by her.
19. Support her.
20. Go to the ends of the Earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

1. Show up naked.
2. Bring food.


I know that I'd be impressed....

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

Ven,

You forgot a couple on the how to impress a man list:

3. Bring beer
4. Remain Silent

LOL!

Great List Ven,

And My Two Were Just Jokes!!!

 

[sole seeker]

Great list. This seems an appropriate place to point out that there are two ways to argue with a woman... and neither one works.

 

[Moses25]

How to impress a man...

1) put out
2) turn into a six-pack or get lost.


What? I heard it somewheres...


Cheers.😀

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

Wait Moses...

"Turn it into a six-pack or get lost" ???

What is that supposed to mean?

How can you turn into a six-pack of beer???

 

[JPie1]

I have a 2 pack...does that count?

 

[Krokus]

Well Girls

All you have to do to impress me is dance with me....try and keep up! 😀

 

[ShiningIce]

What type of dancing are you talking about Krokus?

 

[amk714]

Good list, Ray! Thanks. 🙂 BTW, to impress a man like me, ladies, just be nice, kind, caring, intelligent, funny, sexy (looks not that important), and extremely ticklish! 😀

 

[Moses25]

Re: Well Girls

All you have to do to impress me is dance with me....try and keep up! 😀

K-man, didn't know you were such a twinkletoes.😛

That's a switch - most times it's the females trying ta get their mates to dance.

Refreshing to see, bro. There may be hope for our species, yet.

Cheers. 😀

 

[Moses25]

to all my homeys north of 60...

I have a 2 pack...does that count?

2-pack! Tupac? We doan need no stinkin' Tupacs!!


I gotta quit smokin'. I mean, I'm up to "Tupacs a day".

hahahahahahahahahahaa!!

Oh yeah, you got a funnier one?

Hmph!!

Cheers, Jpie.😀

 

[Krokus]

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What type of dancing are you talking about Krokus?

Well, I do a little of everything...but mostly the kind that is in my sig....I know that routine... What can I say? The past 6 months I have been known to get down. lol 😀 Im a big Dance Dance Revolution player (DDR)....so I mostly just freestyle...


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[Deleted member 2452]

i know it's a joke, but...

... do people really view guys as being this shallow? are some guys really that shallow?
that would make me ashamed to be a guy.
steve

 

[tactillianlover]

Catch her on a bad day and KISS THEM BOO BOO's!!!!!Not to mention tickle!!!

Come to think of it vice versa sounds GOOD!!!!

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

I have to admit that I am that shallow.

Let me explain.

Once I am in a relationship I am a great boyfriend. I spend time, money, emotion, and love just being there. Not to impress, but just simply because making the person I love happy mkaes her and I both happy and strengthens our relationship. I basically do everything on that list and more.

But my shallowness lies before the relationship. If the girl is not good looking enough, have a stable head, and a good enough personallity for me. There will be NO relationship. So once a girl gets in, I will treat her like a Princess, but it isn't that easy always. So if that means I'm shallow... I am sorry!

 

[Biggles of 266]

Re: i know it's a joke, but...

... do people really view guys as being this shallow? are some guys really that shallow?
that would make me ashamed to be a guy.
steve

mate, you should talk to some guys my age. If she ain't perfect, they ain't interested. Not counting the fact that they're the vainest, most boring, childish and stoopid people you'd ever meet.

Biggles

 

[venray]

Re: i know it's a joke, but...

... do people really view guys as being this shallow? are some guys really that shallow?
that would make me ashamed to be a guy.
steve

Unfortunately Steve, some ARE that shallow, but I like to think that most of us are not.

BTW..Nice to see you around again....


Ven

 

[Biggles of 266]

yeah, nice to seeya, but where have you been?

Biggles

 

[Deleted member 2452]

thanks for the welcome back

gee i feel like cotter... ok old joke i know.
i was doing anohter job. i was working like 12 to 14 hour days giving out flu shots. i highly recomend everyone to get a flu shot this year.
but i'm back now... for now.
steve