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How to play poker:
> >
> > Two couples were playing poker one
> > evening. Jim accidentally dropped
> > some cards on the floor. When he bent
> > down under the table to pick them
> > up, he noticed Bob's wife, Kim wasn't
> > wearing any underwear under her
> > dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon
> > trying to sit back up again, hit his head
> > on the table and emerged red-faced.
> >
> > Later, Jim went to the kitchen to
> > get some refreshments. Bob's wife
> > followed and asked, 'Did you see
> > anything that you like under there?'
> > Surprised by her boldness, Jim
> > admitted that, well indeed he did.. She
> > said, 'Well, you can have it but it
> > will cost you $500.'
> >
> > After taking a minute or two to
> > assess the financial and moral costs
> > of this offer, Jim confirms that he is
> > interested.
> >
> > Kim told him that since her husband
> > Bob worked Friday afternoons and
> > Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house
> > around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
> >
> > When Friday rolled around, Jim
> > showed up at Bob's house at 2 p..m..
> > sharp and after paying Kim the agreed
> > sum of $500 - they went to the
> > bedroom and closed their transaction,
> > as agreed.
> >
> > Jim quickly dressed and left.
> >
> > As usual, Bob came home from work
> > at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked
> > his wife: 'Did Jim come by the house
> > this afternoon?'
> >
> > With a lump in her throat Kim
> > answered, 'Why yes, he did stop by for a
> > few minutes this afternoon.' Her heart
> > nearly skipped a beat when her
> > husband curtly asked, 'And did he give
> > you $500?'
> >
> > Kim, using her best poker face,
> > replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did
> > give me $500.'
> >
> > Bob, with a satisfied look on his
> > face, surprised his wife by saying,
> > 'He came by the office this morning
> > and borrowed $500 from me. He promised
> > he'd stop by our house this afternoon
> > on his way home and pay me back.'
> >
> >
> > Now THAT , my friends, is a poker
> > player!!!
> >
> > Two couples were playing poker one
> > evening. Jim accidentally dropped
> > some cards on the floor. When he bent
> > down under the table to pick them
> > up, he noticed Bob's wife, Kim wasn't
> > wearing any underwear under her
> > dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon
> > trying to sit back up again, hit his head
> > on the table and emerged red-faced.
> >
> > Later, Jim went to the kitchen to
> > get some refreshments. Bob's wife
> > followed and asked, 'Did you see
> > anything that you like under there?'
> > Surprised by her boldness, Jim
> > admitted that, well indeed he did.. She
> > said, 'Well, you can have it but it
> > will cost you $500.'
> >
> > After taking a minute or two to
> > assess the financial and moral costs
> > of this offer, Jim confirms that he is
> > interested.
> >
> > Kim told him that since her husband
> > Bob worked Friday afternoons and
> > Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house
> > around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
> >
> > When Friday rolled around, Jim
> > showed up at Bob's house at 2 p..m..
> > sharp and after paying Kim the agreed
> > sum of $500 - they went to the
> > bedroom and closed their transaction,
> > as agreed.
> >
> > Jim quickly dressed and left.
> >
> > As usual, Bob came home from work
> > at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked
> > his wife: 'Did Jim come by the house
> > this afternoon?'
> >
> > With a lump in her throat Kim
> > answered, 'Why yes, he did stop by for a
> > few minutes this afternoon.' Her heart
> > nearly skipped a beat when her
> > husband curtly asked, 'And did he give
> > you $500?'
> >
> > Kim, using her best poker face,
> > replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did
> > give me $500.'
> >
> > Bob, with a satisfied look on his
> > face, surprised his wife by saying,
> > 'He came by the office this morning
> > and borrowed $500 from me. He promised
> > he'd stop by our house this afternoon
> > on his way home and pay me back.'
> >
> >
> > Now THAT , my friends, is a poker
> > player!!!
