HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES:
1. Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first
place.
2. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the
loss?
3. The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a
'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman
in
this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
4. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a
salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that
we
could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back
20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'
5. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing
naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win
situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a
liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
1. Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first
place.
2. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the
loss?
3. The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a
'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman
in
this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
4. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a
salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that
we
could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back
20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'
5. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing
naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win
situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a
liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
