How to score in the modern world... a 9thDoctor thread

[Lord Doctor]

Add your ridiculous, biased and sexist tips and myth-busters here 😀
And yes, since this about the modern world, Rocko can post here too... nobody got that joke did they?

1) Myth number one: Sense of humour! Bullshit, guys just wave your wallet under their nose 😀

 

[Lord Doctor]

Women, if you're intelligent and sophisticated, forget it, we're not interested; We can't stand competition 😀

 

[john getty]

If you want to save some cash, dump her the day before her birthday.

Pillow talk should only consist of how she's planning to get home.

Any woman who doesn't fancy you is a lesbian.

 

[Lord Doctor]

Tip Number three...
Emulate Bob Geldof or Meat Loaf... that usually works for guys 😀

Emulate Madonna or Baby Spice... this can work for women 😀

 

[Lord Doctor]

Have some very powerful pain killers to hand for those sudden headaches 😀