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How to Spot an American

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You probably missed it in the rush of news recently, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American.

So an Australian dentist wrote the following to let everyone know what an American is, so they would know when they found one:

An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek. An American may also be Canadian, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Peruvian, Brazilian, Argentinian, Chilean, Jamaican, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani, or Afghan. An American may also be a Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho, Apache, Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as native Americans.

An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim. In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan. The only difference is that in America they are free to worship as each of them chooses. An American is also free to believe in no religion. For that he will answer only to God, not to the government, or to armed thugs claiming to speak for the government and for God.

An American is from the most prosperous land in the history of the world. The root of that prosperity can be found in the Declaration of Independence, which recognizes the God-given right of each person the pursuit of happiness.

An American is generous. Americans have helped out just about every other nation in the world in their time of need. When Afghanistan was overrun by the Soviet army 20 years ago, Americans came with arms and supplies to enable the people to win back their country. As of the morning of September 11, Americans had given more than any other nation to the poor in Afghanistan.

Americans welcome the best, the best products, the best books, the best music, the best food, the best athletes. But they also welcome the least.

The national symbol of America, The Statue of Liberty, welcomes your tired and your poor, the wretched refuse of your teeming shores, the homeless, tempest tossed. These in fact are the people who built America.. Some of them were working in the Twin Towers the morning of September 11, 2001 earning a better life for their families. I've been told that the World Trade Center victims were from at least 30 other countries, cultures, and first languages, including those that aided and abetted the terrorists.

So you can try to kill an American if you must. Hitler did. So did General Tojo, and Stalin, and Mao Tsetung, and every bloodthirsty tyrant in the history of the world. But, in doing so you would just be killing yourself. Because Americans are not a particular people from a particular place. They are the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that spirit, everywhere, is an American.

Help pass this information on "how to spot an American" around the world.

RD
 
Couldn't have said it better myself! That Australian dentist is right on the money. Thanks, RD, great post. 🙂
 
Yea

VERY well said. Such ignorance in this world.
 
Speaking of ignorance...

Krokus, you gots sum big titties, there.

Cheers.😀
 
Re: Speaking of ignorance...

Moses25 said:
Krokus, you gots sum big titties, there.

Cheers.😀
Huh, I am confused😕 I thought that Krokus was a male. I recall him telling us he was going to ask her Nov 23 his birthday?
Am I wrong? Someone fill me in😕
 
Speaking of filling...

BettyBoop2002 said:
Am I wrong? Someone fill me in😕

I'll fill you in, baby.

😛 snicker

Me so lewd. Me ruv you wrong time.

Cheers.😀
 
*snickering* *snort* *laughing out loud*
:blaugh: Me wuv woo wrong time too!:devil: That still didn't answer my question🙄
 
*sigh*

I am a male...I am getting married....lol...Moses, (the wanker) was talking about the cute one in my sig. 😉
 
So far, there are 7 replies to this thread. Unfortunately, only two of them are relevant.

Please stay on topic. Don't hijack my thread. Thanks.

RD
 
What did the Pakistanis expect? Did they expect us to go over there wearing huge cowboy hats and eating apple pie? This just sounds like a cartoon waiting to happen.

In all seriousness, thank you for posting this find, RD. I'm glad somebody in the world noticed that the highlight of our culture is diverse mass of cultures in it.
 
Thank you for posting, RD. It is good to read a favorable description of the USA at this time, just as some of our alleged allies (e.g. France) are proving that they are not.
 
milagros317 said:
Thank you for posting, RD. It is good to read a favorable description of the USA at this time, just as some of our alleged allies (e.g. France) are proving that they are not.
Amen, it is good to read something favorable describing the USA especially now! Thanks RD🙂
 
it's nice to see...

that not all aussies dislike us.
maybe there is hope for us in this world.
nice find r.d.
steve
 
yeah, see, not everyone from australia burns the flag and hates all things american... good one steve
 
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