“Oh God! It’s a four, it’s a four!!! Ahh haa haa..”, Lisa screamed as her friend Steve diligently spidered his fingernails underneath Lisa’s toes.
Steve smiled triumphantly as he recorded the “4” on his legal pad. Lisa’s readings were nearly all 3s and 4s. She was quite a ticklish girl. Steve picked out an area on Lisa’s right foot that she had recorded as a 4 earlier, and explained to Lisa the final part of the reading.
“OK, now we go back to one of the places you said was a 4, and I work it until you tell me it’s de-sensitized enough to be a 1. “Let’s see…. on your right foot, let’s do where your arch meets your heel…”
Lisa protested. “You have to do both feet? Oh man..”, she moaned
“Oh, come on – we’re almost done. Then we’ll put the answers you gave me into the Sensitivity Mapping website”, Steve said. And he pulled Lisa’s toes back and began a maddening dance on the small area of Lisa’s foot – where her heel and her arch met. Steve made sure he consulted his watch as she began.
For the next 46 seconds, Steve watched as Lisa struggled to handle the tickling he was administering. At the end of this time, Lisa had finally got control of herself and told Steve that the particular area was now a “1”. He winked at her, and recorded “46 seconds” on his pad, and said, “OK, now the other foot”. Lisa groaned, but held out her left foot for Steve…
…”This is amazing”, Lisa exclaimed, after Steve had input the data into the website and the site had returned her fortune. “How could it possibly know based on those readings that I’m a girl, and that I’m 25? And look at the rest of the printout! It says I like working with animals - and I work in a vet hospital. This is eerie!! I gotta call Mary and tell her about this..she is going to freak!”
Steve shrugged and smiled to himself. He wondered how ticklish Mary was. But he knew he would soon find out.
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The above story is absolutely true and has happened many times for me. Folks, there is always someone we know whose feet we’d love to get our fingers on, but we never had the right opportunity (or guts!) to follow through. For me, Sensitivity Mapping was the way to make that happen easily. And, the resulting fortune was always so spectacularly accurate that I had to end up turning girls away, as they told their friends about the uncanny results.
So, I’ve decided to share my success with the community. I’m a little torn, because I want to make enough money to pay for my time as I personally craft a fortune for everyone, and also to hopefully break even on the site hosting. So – I will charge a nominal amount to give you the opportunity to tickle the person of your dreams senseless and protect your true proclivities at the same time. So, I will customize a fortune for you for $5.
Here’s how it will work (I reserve the right to change the process to make it easier on everyone). Send an e-mail to me at [email protected]. I’ll return an e-mail to you with instructions to a payment web page (PayPal or equivalent). Once the fiver is in the account, I’ll need to get some information from you as to the age, gender, occupation, love life, etc of your subject. Then we’ll set up a time to where you can hit the website – sensitivitymapping.com – and download the results in front of your subject, if possible.
This process is very manual right now, so depending on the results I may have to schedule people out quite a ways (if people understand how easily this works!).
OK – now for the question that surely will come up. It’s deceptive and manipulative. It takes advantage of someone who really wants to believe in the process, and possibly slanders the Reflexology name for the sole pleasure (sorry for the pun) of the person doing the treatment. I can agree with this in a way, but I find solace in the following:
I personally do not believe in the accuracy of Astrology, Tarot, palm-reading, and any number of other purported fortune-telling techniques, all the way down to the handwriting analysis machines at the state fair. I can’t say that one is more accurate than the other, and so sensitivity mapping is at least as accurate as the rest. I could easily build in the same logic that exists in other practices (if this happens, then you’re that). I may still. But, remember, folks, this is all in fun.
Also, my experience is that people who become the subjects of Sensitivity Mapping tend to take it lightly anyway. So, kindly spare me any criticism – I won’t answer it. 😉
Regards,
Horatio
[email protected]
Steve smiled triumphantly as he recorded the “4” on his legal pad. Lisa’s readings were nearly all 3s and 4s. She was quite a ticklish girl. Steve picked out an area on Lisa’s right foot that she had recorded as a 4 earlier, and explained to Lisa the final part of the reading.
“OK, now we go back to one of the places you said was a 4, and I work it until you tell me it’s de-sensitized enough to be a 1. “Let’s see…. on your right foot, let’s do where your arch meets your heel…”
Lisa protested. “You have to do both feet? Oh man..”, she moaned
“Oh, come on – we’re almost done. Then we’ll put the answers you gave me into the Sensitivity Mapping website”, Steve said. And he pulled Lisa’s toes back and began a maddening dance on the small area of Lisa’s foot – where her heel and her arch met. Steve made sure he consulted his watch as she began.
For the next 46 seconds, Steve watched as Lisa struggled to handle the tickling he was administering. At the end of this time, Lisa had finally got control of herself and told Steve that the particular area was now a “1”. He winked at her, and recorded “46 seconds” on his pad, and said, “OK, now the other foot”. Lisa groaned, but held out her left foot for Steve…
…”This is amazing”, Lisa exclaimed, after Steve had input the data into the website and the site had returned her fortune. “How could it possibly know based on those readings that I’m a girl, and that I’m 25? And look at the rest of the printout! It says I like working with animals - and I work in a vet hospital. This is eerie!! I gotta call Mary and tell her about this..she is going to freak!”
Steve shrugged and smiled to himself. He wondered how ticklish Mary was. But he knew he would soon find out.
*****************************
The above story is absolutely true and has happened many times for me. Folks, there is always someone we know whose feet we’d love to get our fingers on, but we never had the right opportunity (or guts!) to follow through. For me, Sensitivity Mapping was the way to make that happen easily. And, the resulting fortune was always so spectacularly accurate that I had to end up turning girls away, as they told their friends about the uncanny results.
So, I’ve decided to share my success with the community. I’m a little torn, because I want to make enough money to pay for my time as I personally craft a fortune for everyone, and also to hopefully break even on the site hosting. So – I will charge a nominal amount to give you the opportunity to tickle the person of your dreams senseless and protect your true proclivities at the same time. So, I will customize a fortune for you for $5.
Here’s how it will work (I reserve the right to change the process to make it easier on everyone). Send an e-mail to me at [email protected]. I’ll return an e-mail to you with instructions to a payment web page (PayPal or equivalent). Once the fiver is in the account, I’ll need to get some information from you as to the age, gender, occupation, love life, etc of your subject. Then we’ll set up a time to where you can hit the website – sensitivitymapping.com – and download the results in front of your subject, if possible.
This process is very manual right now, so depending on the results I may have to schedule people out quite a ways (if people understand how easily this works!).
OK – now for the question that surely will come up. It’s deceptive and manipulative. It takes advantage of someone who really wants to believe in the process, and possibly slanders the Reflexology name for the sole pleasure (sorry for the pun) of the person doing the treatment. I can agree with this in a way, but I find solace in the following:
I personally do not believe in the accuracy of Astrology, Tarot, palm-reading, and any number of other purported fortune-telling techniques, all the way down to the handwriting analysis machines at the state fair. I can’t say that one is more accurate than the other, and so sensitivity mapping is at least as accurate as the rest. I could easily build in the same logic that exists in other practices (if this happens, then you’re that). I may still. But, remember, folks, this is all in fun.
Also, my experience is that people who become the subjects of Sensitivity Mapping tend to take it lightly anyway. So, kindly spare me any criticism – I won’t answer it. 😉
Regards,
Horatio
[email protected]
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