Humanity can kiss itself good-bye!

[Oblivion]

They're learning.. They're adapting.

Are we going to be able to stop them? D:

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/...ctopus-carries-coconuts-coconut-carrying.html

Sleeping with my shotgun next to my bed. It'll take them at least another 40 years to learn how to climb stairs, right? RIGHT!?

($10 says someone thought this was a politics/religion thread)

 

[PurpleStyle]

$20 says nobody would have thought that PZ Myers would defect to their side! 😉

 

[Oblivion]

So cute. 😀

 

[ticklewolf89]

Whoa. Whoa. Calm down, babe. It'll be okay.

(Also, I feel smart and slightly internet-savvy, since I already knew this! Boo yeah! 😛)

 

[The_Crusader]

Actually, I watched a documentary in PBS's "Nature" the crafty little bitches already CAN climb stairs. Arm yourselves! For soon we shall be at war with the octopi, may God have mercy on us all...

 

[PurpleStyle]

Hopefully the Flying Spaghetti Monster will not allow such an effrontery and put an end to this intellisquid madness.

 

[Journia]

I already know this because I have an octopus....

 

[Oblivion]

Actually, I watched a documentary in PBS's "Nature" the crafty little bitches already CAN climb stairs. Arm yourselves! For soon we shall be at war with the octopi, may God have mercy on us all...

OH GODS! D:


Is Journia a spy-squid!? D:

 

[Journia]

Nah, I'm a foot spy.

 

[PurpleStyle]

Oh I see your angle. You're working for Shredder.

 

[Oblivion]

Krang is suspiciously cephalic like.

 

[10 armed tkler]

they wont have to learn to climb the stairs...they just rip apart the pillars and foundation. Lets hope they do not have a tickle fetish and come on here and read this topic.

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

yeah Octopuses are very smart creatures.It would be cool to have one in my aquarium but I am not allowed to have salt water fish yet.

 

[10 armed tkler]

Just watch what you do around it queen.

 

[Oblivion]

they wont have to learn to climb the stairs...they just rip apart the pillars and foundation. Lets hope they do not have a tickle fetish and come on here and read this topic.

The greatest crime here is that you've compared me to the monsters via our fetish.

But the good news is, squids eat crabs. We may have a bigger problem here.

 

[The_Crusader]

Well, my personal experience in dealing with cephalopods of advanced intelligence: Shotgun. Bam. A twelve guage shell to their squishy little heads solves most problems...unless they develop body armor...EGADS! I must go to the lab and do my best to prevent this...

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

Just watch what you do around it queen.

Why? It can learn from me?