A very attractive, refined, well attired lady walks into a Lexus dealership.
She browses around briefly, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously
to see if anyone has noticed her little accident, and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now, it could have a trailer.
She turns back, and in her worst nightmare, there standing next to her is an older, refined salesman.
"Good day to you Madame. How may we help you this lovely day?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "My good man, what is the price of this
stunning vehicle?"
He answers, "Madame, if just touching it made you fart, you are going to shit when you hear the price."
She browses around briefly, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously
to see if anyone has noticed her little accident, and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now, it could have a trailer.
She turns back, and in her worst nightmare, there standing next to her is an older, refined salesman.
"Good day to you Madame. How may we help you this lovely day?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "My good man, what is the price of this
stunning vehicle?"
He answers, "Madame, if just touching it made you fart, you are going to shit when you hear the price."
