Sadistictickler
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Have you got some jokes/cartoons? (or anything you consider to be funny that you want to share with the bunch of us)
Post it here!
<img src="http://download.consumptionjunction.com/multimedia/cj_11680.jpg">
<img src="http://www.lachfabriek.nl/plaat6/FRNCHFRY.gif">
<img src="http://www.lachfabriek.nl/plaat6/dickkaktus.jpg">
<img src="http://www.lachfabriek.nl/plaat6/sitshit.jpg">
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A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most
unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about
fifty metres behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking
a pit bull dog on a lead. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in
single file.
The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man
walking the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad
time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose
funeral is it?"
The man replied: "Well, that first hearse is my wife."
"What happened to her?"
"My dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further: "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The man answered: "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when
the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Join the queue."
Post it here!
<img src="http://download.consumptionjunction.com/multimedia/cj_11680.jpg">
<img src="http://www.lachfabriek.nl/plaat6/FRNCHFRY.gif">
<img src="http://www.lachfabriek.nl/plaat6/dickkaktus.jpg">
<img src="http://www.lachfabriek.nl/plaat6/sitshit.jpg">
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A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most
unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about
fifty metres behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking
a pit bull dog on a lead. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in
single file.
The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man
walking the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad
time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose
funeral is it?"
The man replied: "Well, that first hearse is my wife."
"What happened to her?"
"My dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further: "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The man answered: "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when
the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Join the queue."
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