I am Eddie Murphy.

[the_jimmy_james]

I am Eddie Murphy and I am a giant disembodied head that a guy carries around on a trailer. You are not. You fail. Now, I see you looking at me like there's something wrong with me, and I know why.

You're jealous.

I can TELL. How? Easy. I'm a big giant head and you aren't. But just remember, there are those who may find you undesireable because you cannot remove your huge head. How do you feel about that?

 

[Wildebeast]

Lol XD Random Much?

I need a giant version of my head I can stick on the roof of my car! XD

 

[acidlady851]

Having one's head sucked by a toilet in high school so often has irreparably damaged you. I find it amazing - almost FASCINATING - that you still possess the faculties to form sentences in English.

I wish I could just.... lock you in a glass box and jab you with electrodes until you CAN'T. One must wonder how many Nobel Prizes that is worth..

 

[the_jimmy_james]

Lol XD Random Much?

I need a giant version of my head I can stick on the roof of my car! XD

Dude, that would rock. Imagine if you had a button that would make it wink!

 

[juggernaut]

I am Eddie Murphy and I am a giant disembodied head that a guy carries around on a trailer. You are not. You fail. Now, I see you looking at me like there's something wrong with me, and I know why.

You're jealous.

I can TELL. How? Easy. I'm a big giant head and you aren't. But just remember, there are those who may find you undesireable because you cannot remove your huge head. How do you feel about that?

I am Izzy Murphy and I am also a giant disembodied head that a guy carries around on a trailer. I am not jealous. I have not failed.

 

[the_jimmy_james]

I am Izzy Murphy and I am also a giant disembodied head that a guy carries around on a trailer. I am not jealous. I have not failed.

That is so far beyond win that Ed McMahon is on his way to your home with a Publisher's Clearing House check right now.

 

[juggernaut]

I hope that's what he's driving when he gets here.

 

[the_jimmy_james]

I hope that's what he's driving when he gets here.

Hell yeah. I mean... what? Do you expect him to drive that stupid minivan?

 

[juggernaut]

He can bring this... his big, empty Izzsuzu.


*rim shot*

 

[Violetta]

Having one's head sucked by a toilet in high school so often has irreparably damaged you. I find it amazing - almost FASCINATING - that you still possess the faculties to form sentences in English.

I wish I could just.... lock you in a glass box and jab you with electrodes until you CAN'T. One must wonder how many Nobel Prizes that is worth..

Ding dong, the bitch is gone!

 

[the_jimmy_james]

Having one's head sucked by a toilet in high school so often has irreparably damaged you. I find it amazing - almost FASCINATING - that you still possess the faculties to form sentences in English.

I wish I could just.... lock you in a glass box and jab you with electrodes until you CAN'T. One must wonder how many Nobel Prizes that is worth..

What's that? I couldn't hear you for the sound of the mighty banhammer.

 

[kopfhorer1]

That's a great Photoshop job, Izzy!

Could I possibly convince you to bring your trailer-head here today? Perhaps for an event, say, the closing of Circuit City? 😀

 

[melanie2]

I am Izzy Murphy and I am also a giant disembodied head that a guy carries around on a trailer. I am not jealous. I have not failed.

uh...you are obsessed you silly silly man...lol...and i drive a used mazda miata 1994 red convertible sports car..hmm

 

[Bashiku]

Hmmm... I don't see a point to this thread really... just plain randomness. No constructive talk, no discussion...

 

[Violetta]

Hmmm... I don't see a point to this thread really... just plain randomness. No constructive talk, no discussion...

Never stopped anyone else from making threads.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Dayum. When you outweird Bashiku, you know you're either doing something terribly wrong, or horribly right! :weird:

 

[Bashiku]

Never stopped anyone else from making threads.

Well with my info I wouldn't be neither the first nor the last to complain about it.

Dayum. When you outweird Bashiku, you know you're either doing something terribly wrong, or horribly right! :weird:

So which one is it Rick... be careful what you choose. Your life depends on it 😛

 

[the_jimmy_james]

Well with my info I wouldn't be neither the first nor the last to complain about it.

In addition to being a triple negative... what?