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I am very impressed with Lana Parilla a young actress on ABC's Show Once Upon A Time

Dandy Jack

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Disclaimer: These are the personal ramblings of Dandy Jack!

Dandy Jack Executive Producer Writer and creates a different type of post!!!

Title 3 options...

Fantasy can become reality and humor is the road there!

Or what is this guy talking about!

Or I love Lana Parilla's hairdo and I want to meet her!

Note: Lana is Regina Dandy is me!

This post can be considered by some as :bubbleheart::bubbleheart::whisper::lovestory:cheer::goodjob:or :bsflag::bsflag:

Preface:

I feel that all movies and TV shows should be shot as an industry standard with 3

endings... The consumer then can choose which one they want to see!

Look for it there is some truth hidden in this post!!! See Freud Sigmond type

Opening shot... Pan to your open mind...

ABC has a hit TV show now in it's second season! entitled...Once Upon a Time!

Lana Parilla has a lead role playing the Evil Queen and is a great actress!

I am quite impressed by her! Virtually unknown to me before this show, she has

tremendous talent! Her acting ability I would compare her with the best of them.

Meryl Streep, Sally Field, Streisand, etc.. She is also very attractive... My personal

phrase...She looks damn good!

I like this woman! The Evil Queen! Yea! Regina...

The show is scripted well and the costumes are outstanding... The cast is great!

It airs every Sunday! The show features fairy tails and fables and adds a modern twist

and spins in Disney Classics. Disney owns ABC so this mix is self serving!

The show is one of the best Family Shows that I have seen. It is quality

programming. It is a great departure from all of he trash on TV, meaning the stupid

reality shows...and sex related profane shows that are too common now. TV is a vast

wasteland!

If you have the time take a look at the show... I recommend it! Great Show!

So...

One day I will meet this evil queen and see if I can cast my charm and spell on her...

Then I will cast her into my life.

I may get my army and start a war over Regina, just like the Trojan War!

She is that pretty!

Ok! King We are going to war until you turn over the Evil Queen!

I like women that are like her... smart, mean and beautiful!

How many men will die because of her beauty? Charge! :swordfight:

The sap filled buck named Dandy who is impressed by her great looks and

talent is staging a war in his mind! In his mind!!!

She is the prom queen I wanted to date! She is Venus coming down from Heaven!

Dandy what are we fighting for? To save the Queen!

God save the Queen!

The script will also save the Queen!

Every man has some woman that he would fall on his sword for! At least sometime in his

life.

Regina A World Class Look! An Evil Queen!


Just watch out! I am losing my mind over her...I could even loose your mind!

This woman will have me barking at the moon! 😎 Probably tonight after the show!

I will have to see this starlet for myself...:justlips:

Get my sword! :swordfight: Let's move forward.. Wars have been fought for less noble

reasons...

Or perhaps I will offer 1 mil for one night with her like Redford did when he wanted

The young Demi Moore girl! The indecent proposal! Woody said take the cash!

I liked that movie!

But not I...said to myself! I would not trade my Evil Queen for all of the money in the

world!

Women like to hear that! I don't want the mil... I just want my gal! How romantic!!!

Regina's character on the show loved a stable boy! Her mother blew that for her! Poor

thing! She pulled out his heart! Her Mother! The Hershey Girl! Go figure!

One night could never be enough... I wonder if she is ticklish! Hmmm! Dandy enjoys

tickling good looking women!😉

Cut:

Even though this is General Discussion.. this is a tickle site!

Also Thank you TMF for this great site!

10 years I have been hanging out on this site...

It allows me a place to ramble and share ideas. Ideas Rolling not cameras:

Continuing on with my fantasy!/Ramble...

The damsel in distress idea I love the most! Macho stuff! Used to be a United States

Marine!

Regina is trapped I must save her... Why is she trapped...the script Sir! Oh ok!

A Ticklish Queen! Fear not queen I will save you honey! She is being tickle tortured.

I will save her...yet before I do...

I will also take some treasure Honey! 200 mil in gold will be just fine! Keep the change!

Watch out for Cora! and the:grinch: Grinch!!! I don't like how Cora treats Regina either!

We may have to banish her to Cleveland for a few episodes...

Cut!

Note: I introduced this idea yesterday and no one commented!

So I am also emailing this post to the ABC Brass top Executives...

This represents millions of viewers and one guy who wants the Queen...

Action: Pan to millions of viewers watching ABC...


Mount your horse or your jet and go save the Evil Queen

or send your lawyer with a check! Release Regina this moment sir!

You smurf you dwarf you small stature person..

I must also say I love the writing style of Woody Allen a real brilliant guy!

Had to add that!


Regina I like and love you honey! Come to me baby! I will leave my fortune for you!

mmm! May need a re write... They are always rewriting things in Hollywood!

Movies look crappy because when the check comes they quit writing!

True stuff... some scripts have 30 re writes... and the film still sucks... No Names

now... Money Ball was great!

I am writing a script now... Regina come with me! We will just go somewhere...

not before we get you 2 mil an episode...

Regina fire your agent I got this! ABC Network! Regina/Lana wants a seat on the ABC

board!

A new contract for 2 mil per episode, script approval... 90 days paid vacation

Yes and she wants to direct! ... Here is your GF application honey! Fill out the top...

I will fill in the rest!

I will also get her 10mil to 20 mil per movie... True Love now!!! Wow!

Hey it looks like I am bringing magic to the TMF...Wow!


Fantasy ah yes! ok 3 mil an episode... You make that kind of dough

Regina, you can never leave me then...I won't have it! My love will be too strong!

Ha ha this is funny... at least to me! Laugh at your own stuff...

I travel the road not yet built!

I fully expect my fantasy Evil Queen to respond! :twohugs:

Words have power! Regina I want a date! I just love your hair!: A woman with a great

hairdo is like Magic to me!

I don't mind magic either!!! I want a magic Kiss, never had that! This woman shoots

volts thru my heart! Diane Warren write me love song! July 15 is great! A perfect Day!!!
:lovestory

You will find Me!!! You will always find me! On this site!

These are the ramblings of Dandy Jack! :boogie::cool2::cheer::cheer::goodjob::bow::smilelove:bsflag::tickle:

Cue Dramatic Music Fade to Black!!!

To be continued

Dandy Jack!
 
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Very creative Post Dandy!

Deep thoughts! I like this one!

How Brilliant you are sir!

Has your Queen sent you a private message yet?

I agree with you! She is cute!!!

Did ABC respond?

Dandy Jack
 
Yes Anne Sweeney called me!

I told her the Queen is fine... She likes her current contract...

I want Paul Mooney to Executive Produce and write Comedy for ABC...

She is thinking about it!

Anne is really good for ABC... I like her a lot!

I am impressed with her also...

My ramblings again... Regina certainly is beautiful!

Dandy Jack!
 
My Ramblings continue... Rumpelstiltskin got some courage

on last nights show... Once upon a Time... ABC's best current show... Primetime

My Opinion... Hook took a beating! This show is quality programming...It will do well in Syndication as well!

It is simply great writing!!! All of the writers should take a bow...

This type of show is made in the finest traditions of The Walt Disney Company!

Dandy Jack
 
Rambling...about TV Programming!

The Networks struggle to come up with content...

Sports programming does well...always...

ABC has a show entitled Nashville

The ratings are not very good!

It will be interesting to see if the top brass will let in last

even when the ratings are not clearly there...

NBC had a show entitled Hill Street Blues...

In the beginning the ratings were terrible...

The Network stuck with the show.. the ratings came later...

Once Upon A time is a new trend for TV but takes Disney/ABC back to

the finest traditions of Family Entertainment! Walt and Roy had great vision.

The show is great! The Evil Queen is my favorite on that show...

ABC has Grey's Anatomy.. It is time to let the show end... I think...

The story lines are not fresh... I think perhaps that they should bring on

Dr Gregory House and his crazy style... Same Character different job...

A new show... also on ABC...

Scandal is an interesting concept...I never have seen anything like it...

The show might make it...Lot's of drama, Subjects not easily accepted...

I think it is worth watching.

TV tends to just copy one thing over and over...

The original thinking is gone...The exec's are stale...everyone is afraid they will loose

their job.

I want to see something new...

Once upon a time is new on ABC

Mad Men is New on AMC...

In the past...

Mash, Taxi, Lavern & Shirley Carol Burnett Johnny Carson, La Law, Designing Women, It takes a thief,

The Wonderful World of Disney, Family Ties, Monday Night Football,(with Howard Cosell), the first 20 years

of Saturday Night Live, Laugh IN, the Smothers Brothers, Miami Vice, The Mary Tyler Moore Show,

American Band Stand, The Jetson's, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Mork & Mindy...were the shows I waited for...

were some of the shows I remember. I considered them all to be quality shows...

It was a different time... before reality shows... and Game Shows like American Idol...

I think the new idol type shows have shamed Television. Get rid of them...

Green-light more shows like Once Upon A Time, Nashville...and Mad Men!

Dandy Jack
 
It's pretty much why I dislike television. And why I like to watch syndicated shows from when even the average sitcom had brains...well, aside from Sledge Hammer. I loved that brainless show. Fuck am I high.
 
TV Exec's need to include some non executive types in the programming decisions...

I still think Once Upon a Time is great programming...

A Family Show shown in Prime-time... Amazing...

Disney should re-run Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, etc in Prime-time...

Monday-Friday 7 to 8 est Cartoons Watch the ratings!!!

ABC thinks it should be shown just on their cable channel...(mistake)

Disney owns the best cartoons ever made...

Sitting in the vault...

Dandy Jack
 
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