A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone,
listened a moment and said "How should I know,
that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know,
some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."![Biglaugh :blaugh: :blaugh:](https://www.ticklingforum.com/nonvb/smilies/Biglaugh.gif)
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone,
listened a moment and said "How should I know,
that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know,
some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."
![Biglaugh :blaugh: :blaugh:](https://www.ticklingforum.com/nonvb/smilies/Biglaugh.gif)