i can't find my ass with both hands! thread

[jd58]

do you have any funny drinking stories?

 

[nytoetapper]

I have a couple. I was still living at home at the time. I got so plastered at a friend's 21st birthday party that when I went home at about 3:30am, I never made it into bed... I awoke at about 5am, half-dressed stuck halfway up the ladder to my loft bed... To make matters worse, my dad came in my room around 11 to take me to a Yankee game... In August... 90 degrees in the bleachers with a hangover, looking like a vampire...

Ah, fond memories...